tips on how to make moonbutt look silly...

misspell her name...

Ask her to stoop down to pick something up then slide a coin in the appropriate cleft.

What a silly thread...who's idea was this? I don't think 'cheesybutt' would approve.

Makes one wonder though how many times she's asked, "does moonshine make my butt look big as a bus"?

Moonbutt is a winning costume in our neighborhood (see Halloween thread)