Titles

For those who desperately want one, how about the title of "Nominal Title-holder"? Although
everyone is eligible for this title, I feel it should go to someone who deserves a title, but cannot or
should not be pigeon-holed.

Colin, I do rather think that you should be revising for your P5 exam
tomorrow, and not messing around, wasting your time playing a board
game that some sad soul has decided to put on the net.

I suggest that you start on the first question on the revision exercise
and continue from there.

Oh, PLEASE tell me that this is real, it would make my entire week!

Of course it is for real. We take our boys' examination performances
very seriously here at Eton. Colin is one of our weaker mathematicians
and as such must not take the prospect of the P5 examination lightly.

Colin isn't like other boys. He has his mind on higher things than
mere education can offer. What can school teach that chess cannot, I
ask you? Well, other than history, home economics, algebra,
chemistry... um, never mind. Colin, get to those books!

brilliant. How about this:

Incompetent
Nominal Title Holder


lol. Sin