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Originally posted by Nordlys
Is that the sound of a giraffe biting an ear off?
Van Gogh's ear being put to good use.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
To be precise -- the giraffe's 'canine teeth are splayed out in two or three lobes to comb the leaves off shoots'.

Can you imagine a giraffe combing off someone's ear?

The role of the tongue in gathering leaves is repeatedly emphasised in the literature.

I'm not saying you couldn't set a giraffe up to bite an ear off, but it's just not something the animal is likely to do on its own.
animals probably often act weirdly in zoos. penned up and all.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
capable of biting or worse.
Some will offer you a seat at a card table.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You almost had me with that one.
Unfortunately for me, what I got on Yahoo! was an article about a court case in which this article was determined to be free speech.

I didn't see the article first...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
animals probably often act weirdly in zoos. penned up and all.
Like stretching its neck far longer than it naturally is, à la Plasticman or something?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Or maybe not.
Nordlys, your 2008 suggestion of the possibility of a giraffe filled with whipped

cream still ranks at the top of Grampy's all time favorite giraffe wall of fame.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Nordlys, your 2008 suggestion of the possibility of a giraffe filled with whipped

cream still ranks at the top of Gramp's all time favorite giraffe wall of fame.
Will you stop saying that? I'm having trouble suppressing my sick imagination.

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Originally posted by Badwater
Zoos are slowly getting away from the Victorian notion of having an animal collection.
Zoos have a lot in common with anthropology.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Nordlys, your 2008 suggestion of the possibility of a giraffe filled with whipped

cream still ranks at the top of Grampy's all time favorite giraffe wall of fame.
Thank Frank Zappa for that. I didn't even put the quote there.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thank Frank Zappa for that. I didn't even put the quote there.
Once when I was in New Amsterdam I saw Frank Zappa being goosed by a faith whale and then a giraffe popped out of his ear and started blowing whipped cream all over the place. All of a sudden there were blue lights flashing, the police cordoned off the area and this Watusi giant appeared in David Byrne's blue suit. Apparently he didn't realise that it was famous.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Zoos have a lot in common with anthropology.
I'm thinking you might be the most stubborn person. Ever. To exist.

😛

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm thinking you might be the most stubborn person. Ever. To exist.

😛
I just love a running joke. 🙂

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Originally posted by Palynka
I just love a running joke. 🙂
Which race is it running?

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Originally posted by Mimor
Like stretching its neck far longer than it naturally is, à la Plasticman or something?
yeah, but it was a blonde teenager's ear! wouldn't you do it?


Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Okay, respond if you can offer something helpful. Otherwise, just read and weep.

Second oldest girl, eight years old, needs my permission to go to the Cleveland Metro Park Zoo. I try to give my kids everything they want, whenever possible. I like them happy and having a sense that the world revolves around them--- to a degree--- because my world--- a ...[text shortened]... to peer pressure and hope no polar bear crashes the gate and turns her into his human Popsicle?
Not all zoos are bad places. Plenty do an awful lot for conservation and preservation of species. Without them, many areas and animals would have died out already. They also raise money for such projects and in some way educate children to think more broadly upon the nature of the earth and the animals we share it with. In some way there's a utilitarian service being provided by the poor animals in the cages.

Now not all zoos are forward thinking and some are little more than cage shows, but my advice would be to let her go and explain to her that the best way for animals to exist is in the wild in their natural habitats, but for some of the reasons above, it is important that zoos exist. Encourage her to learn more about conservation and ask her what she thought about the trip afterwards; did she think the animals looked clean, happy and what could the alternatives have been in the wild. Was their natural habitat under threat etc. I presume it's a school trip so the emphasis will be on education anyway.