Originally posted by Bosse de NageFrench: I can catch a helpless animal, skin it with my bare hands. I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody, 'cause I'm a trappin' man. I can brave the nastiest weather.
It's particularly bad for small women in fur coats, who are often mistaken for seals.
Trappers: Weather!
French: Even if it's 80 below.
Trappers: Below!
French: My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. My ma was an Eskimo. I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Trappers: Breakfast!
French: With beaver butt on the side.
Trappers: The side!
French: My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride! Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
French: Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife. Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
French: One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life! I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Trappers: Sailor!
French: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
Trappers: Good lord!
French: I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder. I can break right through a wall. I love the sound of metal,
Trappers: Metal!
French: Snapping on an animal's head.
Trappers: Ka-chink!
French: Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper, but they always end up dead.
Nutter: I've always wanted to be somebody who didn't get pushed around. Now that I'm a trapper, I'm the meanest guy around.
Frenchy: Second meanest! The blood of a fresh-cut rodent is as sweet as brandy wine. And the brain of an antelope tastes like cantaloupe. What a yummy life! Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Frenchy: Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife. Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!