today's headline from your hometown newspaper

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27 Dec 20

Gertrude

santa cruz, ca.

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27 Dec 20

December 26th, my hometown newspaper headline is:
'Pandemic no match for Christmas shoppers'

rookie54

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27 Dec 20

domestic terrorism in music city
prezident putz panders to pathetic patsies prestidigitating pussy
texas man enjoying his mental decline
arkansas man wins lotto; says this time he's getting his teeth fixed
texarkana man is still confused as to where he is

FMF

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27 Dec 20

@lemondrop said
December 26th, my hometown newspaper headline:

Words to the effect of: The reasons why the traders and restauranteurs in the central tourist district of the city agreed with the Governor's decree to close establishments at 10 pm [until the 8th January].

[You can say that in a much less long-winded way in the local language.]

Cheesemaster

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27 Dec 20

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Cow found on route 7, must describe what it looks like to claim it.

Mr. Johnson has gone missing, again. Be on the lookout.

Burglars who stole beer were arrested after bringing back the empties.

diver

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27 Dec 20

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Some Random Bloke

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27 Dec 20

Merseyside first and second in the premier league.

Gertrude

santa cruz, ca.

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27 Dec 20

'Trump golfs while America burns'

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Pawn Whisperer

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27 Dec 20

26th - Christmas Display Set on Fire

Drewnogal

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The Plot

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27 Dec 20

26th

Heartbreak after the Flood

Transplant joy for baby Reign

Harry’s just wild about City

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Australia

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27 Dec 20

2 edits

27th:
'Consequences are significant' for woman who fled Perth coronavirus quarantine hotel

(She's a corona-denier and could cop a fine of $10,000 or a year in jail, but the likely outcome is $4,000 because of her intent, declared on her own fb page.)

Very Rusty

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Halifax, Nova Scotia

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27 Dec 20

Trump still making head lines...Giving out Pardons and veto's a bill that could help get Millions of Americans back on their feet. Strange because he wasn't even involved in the negotiations for that bill! Jan 20/21 can't come fast enough for many.

-VR

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