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Seeing as the current threads are a bit ??? at the min. I thought I'd give you a piece of useless information which actually comes in useful.
When you're on the loo don't you find it irritating when the serrations on the roll don't line up??
The answer is simple. Keep the lower ply where it is and loop the top ply back over the roll. You'll then find that they match and business can be finalised with great satisfaction in the knowledge that the next user will not be irritated! It works!

Anybody else got some similsr useless info which is useful

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Lighter fluid gets gum out of clothes. If you get gum stuck on your jeans or whatever, just pour some lighter fluid on the gum, rub it around...and viola! The gum just kind of dissolves.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Seeing as the current threads are a bit ??? at the min. I thought I'd give you a piece of useless information which actually comes in useful.
When you're on the loo don't you find it irritating when the serrations on the roll don't line up??
The answer is simple. Keep the lower ply where it is and loop the top ply back over the roll. You'll then find ...[text shortened]... r will not be irritated! It works!

Anybody else got some similsr useless info which is useful
I thought everybody knew that.

EVERYBODY!


Additional: When you've finished, put the roll back as it was before 😵

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Originally posted by mikelom
Seeing as the current threads are a bit ??? at the min. I thought I'd give you a piece of useless information which actually comes in useful.
When you're on the loo don't you find it irritating when the serrations on the roll don't line up??
The answer is simple. Keep the lower ply where it is and loop the top ply back over the roll. You'll then find ...[text shortened]... r will not be irritated! It works!

Anybody else got some similsr useless info which is useful
You get irritated because the serrations sometimes don't match up 🙄🙄

You get great satisfaction in finishing your dump because you know the next user won't be irritated by unmatched serrations. 😲 😲

As long as there is toilet roll when I go to the toilet I am happy😀

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Cold water gets bloodstains out of clothes when the blood is still wet. It works with coffee too....

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I thought everybody knew that.

EVERYBODY!


Additional: When you've finished, put the roll back as it was before 😵
You don't have much sex (with other people), do you?

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Originally posted by Kalsen
You don't have much sex (with other people), do you?
Not while I'm on the loo 😵

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Originally posted by mikelom
Seeing as the current threads are a bit ??? at the min. I thought I'd give you a piece of useless information which actually comes in useful.
When you're on the loo don't you find it irritating when the serrations on the roll don't line up??
The answer is simple. Keep the lower ply where it is and loop the top ply back over the roll. You'll then find ...[text shortened]... r will not be irritated! It works!

Anybody else got some similsr useless info which is useful
Is it OK to have a telephone conversation whilst rearranging the toilet tissue (and, presumably having a dump)?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Lighter fluid gets gum out of clothes. If you get gum stuck on your jeans or whatever, just pour some lighter fluid on the gum, rub it around...and viola! The gum just kind of dissolves.
Hey thanks!! Brilliant tip.

But have you any tips for getting lighter fluid out of clothes?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Hey thanks!! Brilliant tip.

But have you any tips for getting lighter fluid out of clothes?
just ignite 🙂

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Lighter fluid gets gum out of clothes. If you get gum stuck on your jeans or whatever, just pour some lighter fluid on the gum, rub it around...and viola! The gum just kind of dissolves.
What do you do with the viola?

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We call it bog roll...

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