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I have an important question!

In the world there are approximately a lot of men.

In the public toilets for men there are many urinals.

Why don't people have urinals in the home?

It would save a lot of water, plus it is a great place to meet new friends. Standard toilets are very uncool for peeing, if you are a man, especially if you are in stealth mode, you cannot pee quietly. This is a travesty!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I have an important question!

In the world there are approximately a lot of men.

In the public toilets for men there are many urinals.

Why don't people have urinals in the home?

It would save a lot of water, plus it is a great place to meet new friends. Standard toilets are very uncool for peeing, if you are a man, especially if you are in stealth mode, you cannot pee quietly. This is a travesty!
Because how can we whine that you left the lid up if there is no lid? You would totally upset the delicate balance of male-female relationships!!! Heretic!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I have an important question!

In the world there are approximately a lot of men.

In the public toilets for men there are many urinals.

Why don't people have urinals in the home?

It would save a lot of water, plus it is a great place to meet new friends. Standard toilets are very uncool for peeing, if you are a man, especially if you are in stealth mode, you cannot pee quietly. This is a travesty!
They're called sinks.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I have an important question!

In the world there are approximately a lot of men.

In the public toilets for men there are many urinals.

Why don't people have urinals in the home?

It would save a lot of water, plus it is a great place to meet new friends. Standard toilets are very uncool for peeing, if you are a man, especially if you are in stealth mode, you cannot pee quietly. This is a travesty!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Great minds, buddy....

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Originally posted by darvlay
Great minds, buddy....
It was beforepenismensa.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Great minds, buddy....
I aspire to be as quick witted as you, Darv 😵

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Originally posted by Palynka
It was beforepenismensa.
Before penis smegma? 😕

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Originally posted by darvlay
Before penis smegma? 😕
No. I pity your sink. 😞

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Originally posted by darvlay
They're called sinks.
Yes. Going with hoppey's ideas:
We can save even more water and make many more friends when pissing on people's hands when they want to wash their hands.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Yes. Going with hoppey's ideas:
We can save even more water and make many more friends when pissing on people's hands when they want to wash their hands.
I've never understood why I need to wash my hands after pissing. It's not like I actually piss on my hands. My junk is clean. I wash it twice a day when I shower. If it's good enough for my girlfriend's mouth then it's fine for doorknobs and peanut bowls. I really don't see why I should wash my hands like some OCD freak everytime I piss.

/rant

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Originally posted by darvlay
I've never understood why I need to wash my hands after pissing. It's not like I actually piss on my hands. My junk is clean. I wash it twice a day when I shower. If it's good enough for my girlfriend's mouth then it's fine for doorknobs and peanut bowls. I really don't see why I should wash my hands like some OCD freak everytime I piss.

/rant
Let's do a test. If you lick your fingers everytime you piss, during a whole month, I'll admit that you may have a point.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Let's do a test. If you lick your fingers everytime you piss, during a whole month, I'll admit that you may have a point.
Is this a Double Dare!?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Is this a [b]Double Dare!?[/b]
Yes, I promise to always wash my hands after pissing. The one who backs out first, wins. Sounds fair to me.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Is this a [b]Double Dare!?[/b]
Physical Challenge!

(Uber Lame early '90s BBC Kids TV reference before anyone asks)