Toilets

Originally posted by darvlay
I've never understood why I need to wash my hands after pissing. It's not like I actually piss on my hands. My junk is clean. I wash it twice a day when I shower. If it's good enough for my girlfriend's mouth then it's fine for doorknobs and peanut bowls. I really don't see why I should wash my hands like some OCD freak everytime I piss.

/rant

Our office shares a bathroom with another office next door. These people in the office next door are constantly in there washing their hands, brushing their teeth, washing their faces. When one of them is in the stall, I hear them wiping down the seat and putting the protective cover over the toilet before sitting down. I was in there the other day and a guy was spraying lysol all over the place. WTF?

Originally posted by rbmorris
I hear them wiping down the seat and putting the protective cover over the toilet before sitting down.

They're called a** gaskets

Originally posted by rbmorris
Our office shares a bathroom with another office next door. These people in the office next door are constantly in there washing their hands, brushing their teeth, washing their faces. When one of them is in the stall, I hear them wiping down the seat and putting the protective cover over the toilet before sitting down. I was in there the other day and a guy was spraying lysol all over the place. WTF?

I saw a Chinese guy at work washing his feet in the bathroom sink. I nearly threw up right then and there.

Originally posted by darvlay
I saw a Chinese guy at work washing his feet in the bathroom sink. I nearly threw up right then and there.

That's disgusting. Who'd want to wash their feet in an urinol?!?

Originally posted by Palynka
That's disgusting. Who'd want to wash their feet in an urinol?!?

The Chinese. That's who.

Originally posted by darvlay
The Chinese. That's who.

That's your yellow skin, right there.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Our office shares a bathroom with another office next door. These people in the office next door are constantly in there washing their hands, brushing their teeth, washing their faces. When one of them is in the stall, I hear them wiping down the seat and putting the protective cover over the toilet before sitting down. I was in there the other day and a guy was spraying lysol all over the place. WTF?

Look who they have to share that bathroom with.

Originally posted by Red Night
Look who they have to share that bathroom with.

Chinese people. I know. In this day and age? It's horrifying.

Originally posted by Crowley
Yes. Going with hoppey's ideas:
We can save even more water and make many more friends when pissing on people's hands when they want to wash their hands.

I once p;ssed on my ex-wife's toothbrush.

That gave me great pleasure, and come to think about it, it still amuses me whenever I remember.

Hahahaha...

Originally posted by c99ux
[b]I once p;ssed on my ex-wife's toothbrush.

Is that why she became an ex-wife?

Originally posted by Mixo
Is that why she became an ex-wife?

That's a bold question.

Originally posted by c99ux
I once p;ssed on my ex-wife's toothbrush.

That gave me great pleasure, and come to think about it, it still amuses me whenever I remember.

Hahahaha...

i cleaned the loo with my ex's tooth brush then packed it with the rest of his stuff that gave me great pleasure too.

Originally posted by bub
i cleaned the loo with my ex's tooth brush then packed it with the rest of his stuff that gave me great pleasure too.

Hey Bub, ever hear of Karma? How you feeling now?

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Hey Bub, ever hear of Karma? How you feeling now?

as in? fineish nice of you to ask🙂

Originally posted by bub
i cleaned the loo with my ex's tooth brush then packed it with the rest of his stuff that gave me great pleasure too.

What a bitch.