Tonight I'm a cowboy

The ol' kind. I ain't know how to actually talk or ride like a real cowboy. I only know my heart is part of the plain and the plain is simple. Thought I'd drag this whole pleasant thing in the mud, if you don't mind.

So, who's gonna challenge me to a good shootout? Gotta warn ya' though. I ain't still packing my couple of luvstrokes for nothing, ya' know? Those two Smith & Wesson's helped me on more than won occasion.

Originally posted by stocken
The ol' kind. I ain't know how to actually talk or ride like a real cowboy. I only know my heart is part of the plain and the plain is simple. Thought I'd drag this whole pleasant thing in the mud, if you mind.

So, who's gonna challenge me to a good shootout? Gotta warn ya' though. I ain't still packing my couple of luvstrokes for nothing, ya' know? Those two Smith & Wesson's helped me on more than won occasion.

Originally posted by Red Night
I'm your huckleberry.

Originally posted by stocken
No sir! Ya'll be hucklepepper if ya' don't move out of my beercan, ya' hear!? I ain't joking either. I'm telling ya', this here gun can blow a whole in you the size of Sweet Mary's juicy humpcanal. Yeeees sir! We'all know the size of that now, don't we? It's like the opening to sesamy's cave or some'. Only this one is open to anyone. Yeeee-haaa!

Now git!

Originally posted by Red Night
In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Originally posted by stocken
Oh, don't ya' get all cozy with me now ya'hear? I know what yo' up to. Soon as I turn my weatherbitten back on ya', you gonna shot, ain't ya`? Well, I ain't falling for no trick like that. I survived a loooong time being paranoid and I ain't about to stop because of your little luvparade here, ya' hear?

Now, shoot! You sissy.

Originally posted by stocken
Oh, don't ya' get all cozy with me now ya'hear? I know what yo' up to. Soon as I turn my weatherbitten back on ya', you gonna shot, ain't ya`? Well, I ain't falling for no trick like that. I survived a loooong time being paranoid and I ain't about to stop because of your little luvparade here, ya' hear?

Now, shoot! You sissy.

Originally posted by SJ247
Are you sure you're from sweden?
😕

Originally posted by stocken
Hell yea' I'm from Sweden. The country of beautiful women and strong sturdy men. Oh yes. I'm a swede alright. Care to join the party? You can be my reward when I'm done with Red Nitt over here.

Originally posted by SJ247
Ya hurry now, shugah.

Originally posted by Red Night
Now hold on there Pilgrim, have you ever seen what happens to you Swedish folk in American Western?

Originally posted by stocken
Hey! You dead. I shot ya'. Now be a good corps and lie still as I be unloading a cupfull of urine on yo' trash behind!