Originally posted by Red NightYou know what? I think I'm starting to like you. When you ain't doing that whole love and hug thing you're almost pleasant to be around. Now DIE! I wanna hump SJ, an' I ain't be doing that 'til your trashy ass is dead on the ground.
If I'm dead how come I'm standing here, Pilgrim. Maybe cause I had a steel plate under my dirty pancho?
And I don't need no corps, I'll turn you into a corpse all by me self.
Have you never seen Hang 'em High: the Swedish guy is dead before the opening credits!
No steel to protect ya' now! Tha's fo'sure! He he... Pow!
Originally posted by stockenDon't say you like me or you'll get in trouble with the bully brigade.
You know what? I think I'm starting to like you. When you ain't doing that whole love and hug thing you're almost pleasant to be around. Now DIE! I wanna hump SJ, an' I ain't be doing that 'til your trashy ass is dead on the ground.
No steel to protect ya' now! Tha's fo'sure! He he... Pow!
Originally posted by stockenAll right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sombitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Oh, don't ya' get all cozy with me now ya'hear? I know what yo' up to. Soon as I turn my weatherbitten back on ya', you gonna shot, ain't ya`? Well, I ain't falling for no trick like that. I survived a loooong time being paranoid and I ain't about to stop because of your little luvparade here, ya' hear?
Now, shoot! You sissy.
Originally posted by stockenOh, the old kind. (I thought you meant Brokeback) No offense, but that's what came to my mind until I read on. No offense!
The ol' kind. I ain't know how to actually talk or ride like a real cowboy. I only know my heart is part of the plain and the plain is simple. Thought I'd drag this whole pleasant thing in the mud, if you don't mind.
So, who's gonna challenge me to a good shootout? Gotta warn ya' though. I ain't still packing my couple of luvstrokes for nothing, ya' know? Those two Smith & Wesson's helped me on more than won occasion.
Originally posted by stockenYou're a friggin' toilet cowboy!
The ol' kind. I ain't know how to actually talk or ride like a real cowboy. I only know my heart is part of the plain and the plain is simple. Thought I'd drag this whole pleasant thing in the mud, if you don't mind.
So, who's gonna challenge me to a good shootout? Gotta warn ya' though. I ain't still packing my couple of luvstrokes for nothing, ya' know? Those two Smith & Wesson's helped me on more than won occasion.
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
Ridin' into town alone
By the light of the moon
I'm looking for ole' Sukie Jones
She crazy horse saloon
Barkeep gimme a drink
That's when she caught my eye
She turned to give me a wink
That'd make a grown man cry
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
Umm...come easy, go easy
Alright 'til the rising sun
I'm calling all the shots tonight
I'm like a loaded gun
Peelin' off my boots and chaps
I'm saddle sore
Four bits gets you time in the racks
I scream for more
Fools' gold out of their mines
The girls are soaking wet
No tongue's drier than mine
I'll come when I get back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm riding, I'm loading up my pistol
I'm riding, I really got a fistful
I'm riding, I'm shining up my saddle
I'm riding, this snake is gonna rattle
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
Ridin' high
Ridin' high
Ridin' high already
Originally posted by Red NightThere you go again and suddenly I just feel like shooting you. Will you, please stop that? Chrysler! You'd think you'd learned by now that your kind of talk only triggers violent behaviour and offensive language. It doesn't actually prohibit it.
It's wonderful to hear that our efforts haven't been entirely in vain!