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Too soon for Scotland jokes...?

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Terrible.

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My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllatysiliogogogoch.

I said: “How can you say such a thing?”

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<blush>

Hoping to find an innocent explanation, I instead found:

"The community's name came from its location at the source of the Beaver Branch of Big Bone Creek."

wikipedia

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Originally posted by JS357
<blush>

Hoping to find an innocent explanation, I instead found:

"The community's name came from its location at the source of the Beaver Branch of Big Bone Creek."

wikipedia
Big Bone Creek 😀
some stuff you just cant make up!

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Big Bone Creek 😀
some stuff you just cant make up!
Here in Pennsylvania we have Blue Balls, and Intercourse.

It gets cold here, at least in one town, it seems🙂


Scotland voted against independence?

No wonder the men there would rather wear a dress than pants.

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The Scottish vote like they fight.

It makes a good argument against inbreeding.


In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.

One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a scottish accent came from within the dense fog.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen".

With this, the english general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman".

With this the english general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman".

Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 1,000 englishman".

By this time, the english general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERES TWO OF THEM".

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That being said, I don't live there, and am not informed well on the matter. I am disappointed that Scotland is still under UK watch.
Cheers

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That being said, I don't live there, and am not informed well on the matter. I am disappointed that Scotland is still under UK watch.
Cheers
Not still under UK but part of UK.

If given the chance England could leave the UK.
(As a substantial minority want)

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Here in Pennsylvania we have Blue Balls, and Intercourse.

It gets cold here, at least in one town, it seems🙂
Those towns should get together for an annual release of doves or something.