10. They create screennames like "YEAH BOY".
9. They create screennames that quote the Beastie Boys.
8. They like the Beastie Boys.
7. They say things like "I'm gonna play me some chess, yo"
6. Displaying your tighty-whitey underwear under jeans ten sizes too big is cool.
5. Their definition of manhood is weighing 110 pounds, wearing a wifebeater, and having a mustache that won't quite grow in.
4. Dressing up means taking the baseball cap they wear backwards and turning it sideways, idiot-style.
3. They'll wear sunglasses and hooded sweatshirts with the hoods up, and assume a mandarin inscrutability, while playing poker for fifty cents a hand.
2. Every time they go out - even if it's to a mall, or the Cheesecake Factory - they think they're going to get 'discovered'.
1. You could meet a New Yorker halfway across the world, in Shanghai, Beijing, Dubai - wherever - and if they say "the city", they mean New York.
BONUS: The look on their face, whenever they're not in New York, suggests that the significant other they've been thinking of dumping anyway just farted in front of the Queen.
Originally posted by sasquatch672Awwwww...what made the Philadelphia inferiority complex come out this time? You people spend so much time getting your panties in a bunch over New York.
10. They create screennames like "YEAH BOY".
9. They create screennames that quote the Beastie Boys.
8. They like the Beastie Boys.
7. They say things like "I'm gonna play me some chess, yo"
6. Displaying your tighty-whitey underwear under jeans ten sizes too big is cool.
5. Their definition of manhood is weighing 110 pounds, wearing ...[text shortened]... other they've been thinking of dumping anyway just farted in front of the Queen.
Originally posted by wormwoodNobody gives a rat's ass about Turku! ðŸ˜
tampere vs. turku, now that's a whole another thing...
It's Tampere v. Helsinki! 😵
P.S. I'll be visiting Turku in the near future, btw. Any recs? Massage parlos where S&M and drug use take place are preferred. Thanks!
Originally posted by Seitsethere was this bar where a guy was sniffing laundry detergent. but it was a long time ago. he probably isn't there anymore.
Nobody gives a rat's ass about Turku! ðŸ˜
It's Tampere v. Helsinki! 😵
P.S. I'll be visiting Turku in the near future, btw. Any recs? Massage parlos where S&M and drug use take place are preferred. Thanks!
it's like pori, great at summer but crap at winter. most of my trips to turku are blurred into drunken oblivion, and I suggest you take precautions against spending a single minute sober there.
kåren is the tavastia of turku.
Originally posted by wormwoodFunny, I've been told that, unlike Helsinki, Turku has some interesting bits of Finnish history to check.
there was this bar where a guy was sniffing laundry detergent. but it was a long time ago. he probably isn't there anymore.
it's like pori, great at summer but crap at winter. most of my trips to turku are blurred into drunken oblivion, and I suggest you take precautions against spending a single minute sober there.
kåren is the tavastia of turku.
Then again, I'm quite nerdy when traveling, so...