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Top Ten Reasons New Yorkers Are Worms

Top Ten Reasons New Yorkers Are Worms

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10. They create screennames like "YEAH BOY".

9. They create screennames that quote the Beastie Boys.

8. They like the Beastie Boys.

7. They say things like "I'm gonna play me some chess, yo"

6. Displaying your tighty-whitey underwear under jeans ten sizes too big is cool.

5. Their definition of manhood is weighing 110 pounds, wearing a wifebeater, and having a mustache that won't quite grow in.

4. Dressing up means taking the baseball cap they wear backwards and turning it sideways, idiot-style.

3. They'll wear sunglasses and hooded sweatshirts with the hoods up, and assume a mandarin inscrutability, while playing poker for fifty cents a hand.

2. Every time they go out - even if it's to a mall, or the Cheesecake Factory - they think they're going to get 'discovered'.

1. You could meet a New Yorker halfway across the world, in Shanghai, Beijing, Dubai - wherever - and if they say "the city", they mean New York.


BONUS: The look on their face, whenever they're not in New York, suggests that the significant other they've been thinking of dumping anyway just farted in front of the Queen.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
10. They create screennames like "YEAH BOY".

9. They create screennames that quote the Beastie Boys.

8. They like the Beastie Boys.

7. They say things like "I'm gonna play me some chess, yo"

6. Displaying your tighty-whitey underwear under jeans ten sizes too big is cool.

5. Their definition of manhood is weighing 110 pounds, wearing ...[text shortened]... other they've been thinking of dumping anyway just farted in front of the Queen.
Awwwww...what made the Philadelphia inferiority complex come out this time? You people spend so much time getting your panties in a bunch over New York.

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HEY! what do you have against worms! 😠


furball!

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I smell despair over the upcoming beat down the NYG will be handing the Eagles.

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What makes you think that we, the majority (a.k.a. the rest of the world), care a single bit about your childish, stupid, little U.S. cities' rivalries?

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#5 is HILARIOUS!!

So true.

Me being 6ft and 270lbs I point and laugh at those tiny boys.

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Originally posted by Seitse
What makes you think that we, the majority (a.k.a. the rest of the world), care a single bit about your childish, stupid, little U.S. cities' rivalries?
tampere vs. turku, now that's a whole another thing...

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Originally posted by wormwood
tampere vs. turku, now that's a whole another thing...
Nobody gives a rat's ass about Turku! 😠

It's Tampere v. Helsinki! 😵

P.S. I'll be visiting Turku in the near future, btw. Any recs? Massage parlos where S&M and drug use take place are preferred. Thanks!

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Originally posted by chessiswar
#5 is HILARIOUS!!

So true.

Me being 6ft and 270lbs I point and laugh at those tiny boys.
When people give you funny looks, do you go up to them and ask them what they're looking at?

Also, how is your moustache coming along?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Nobody gives a rat's ass about Turku! 😠

It's Tampere v. Helsinki! 😵

P.S. I'll be visiting Turku in the near future, btw. Any recs? Massage parlos where S&M and drug use take place are preferred. Thanks!
there was this bar where a guy was sniffing laundry detergent. but it was a long time ago. he probably isn't there anymore.


it's like pori, great at summer but crap at winter. most of my trips to turku are blurred into drunken oblivion, and I suggest you take precautions against spending a single minute sober there.



kåren is the tavastia of turku.

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Originally posted by chessiswar
#5 is HILARIOUS!!

So true.

Me being 6ft and 270lbs I point and laugh at those tiny boys.
Be careful, they might snap your finger off.

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Originally posted by Crowley
When people give you funny looks, do you go up to them and ask them what they're looking at?

Also, how is your moustache coming along?
People don't look at me funny.

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Originally posted by wormwood
there was this bar where a guy was sniffing laundry detergent. but it was a long time ago. he probably isn't there anymore.


it's like pori, great at summer but crap at winter. most of my trips to turku are blurred into drunken oblivion, and I suggest you take precautions against spending a single minute sober there.



kåren is the tavastia of turku.
Funny, I've been told that, unlike Helsinki, Turku has some interesting bits of Finnish history to check.

Then again, I'm quite nerdy when traveling, so...


Originally posted by cashthetrash
Be careful, they might snap your finger off.
Is there some hidden meaning to this?

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