Torsion of the testicle

For the main topic, additional and serious material can be found at:
http://www.doctoronline.nhs.uk/masterwebsite1Asp/targetpages/testandprocedures/surgery/testtors.asp

Ouch! :'(

Originally posted by shavixmir
How come YOU know 2 men who've suffered from this condition nobody else has even heard of???

Do you live out on a freak farm or somethin'??? 😉

Talking about freaky conditions though...I was reading an article on clitoral drowsiness. This occurs when the "monk's cap" (skin of the vagina around the clitorus) becomes insensitive due to frequent fr ...[text shortened]... ommon in women with long distance relationships, due to the amount of self-applied stimulation.

Originally posted by wucky3
LOL...yeah right ...can you post a link or give us the name of the article...if thats the case Sarahs Alex is going to be as gutted as she is with his 1 incher ...you crack me up shavi 😀

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
😠 grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Redmike
I'm told that, in a first aid situation when a man has dislocated his hip (a common rugby injury, apparently), care has to be taken when re-setting the upper leg back into the hip (excuse the less than precise anatomical terms) that the nearby testicle is held clear.
Otherwise there's the danger it could end up in the socket with the leg.

I read of a situation where this occured, and the guy screamed so much he bust his vocal chords.

You are all playing with fire!!!!! I can be quite fierce you know! 😛😀

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
You are all playing with fire!!!!! I can be quite fierce you know! 😛😀

Originally posted by demonseed
So next time it's taking a really long time I can just say like:

"hey babe, not my fault you have a drowsy clitoris. Perhaps you should have practised a little abstinence when you were younger"

Originally posted by shavixmir
Your name is Wucky Hitler?

Originally posted by Redmike
I'm told that, in a first aid situation when a man has dislocated his hip (a common rugby injury, apparently), care has to be taken when re-setting the upper leg back into the hip (excuse the less than precise anatomical terms) that the nearby testicle is held clear.
Otherwise there's the danger it could end up in the socket with the leg.

I read of a situation where this occured, and the guy screamed so much he bust his vocal chords.

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
What are you implying, you saucy flu man!?
😛😀

Originally posted by Redmike
I'm told that, in a first aid situation when a man has dislocated his hip (a common rugby injury, apparently), care has to be taken when re-setting the upper leg back into the hip (excuse the less than precise anatomical terms) that the nearby testicle is held clear.
Otherwise there's the danger it could end up in the socket with the leg.

I read of a situation where this occured, and the guy screamed so much he bust his vocal chords.

Originally posted by thenegativeinfinity1
im gonna go puke k

I came out the police a few years back after 21yrs.. this was one of the funniest war stories there was...Hang on to your chairs:
Domestic dispute...huge monster of a male offender very violent ex boxer in a small 2 room motel unit. Drunk very violent with his brother trying to calm him down but tell us to f off etc.
two police dogs (shepherds) plus four cops.
I kick the door...lots of screaming an yelling 1 dog and 2 cops to each room inside... we get the offender he punches the dog the handle karate kicks him a la bruce lee knocks him flat...
Big scream from next room... bloooood cuuurdlling.
The other dog bit the brother in nuts.....
tore his jeans and his scrotum...
Picture this agonised fella spleyed spread eagled on a bed holding his right bollock in his hand down by his knee... the nut was dangling by it's little white spiral cord...
They stitched him up in working order but omg it was truely agony...