Originally posted by Tirau Dan
I came out the police a few years back after 21yrs.. this was one of the funniest war stories there was...Hang on to your chairs:
Domestic dispute...huge monster of a male offender very violent ex boxer in a small 2 room motel unit. Drunk very violent with his brother trying to calm him down but tell us to f off etc.
two police dogs (shepherds) plus four ...[text shortened]... ittle white spiral cord...
They stitched him up in working order but omg it was truely agony...
Ouch! Made my eyes water just reading it.
Originally posted by Tirau DanHOLY SH1T !
I came out the police a few years back after 21yrs.. this was one of the funniest war stories there was...Hang on to your chairs:
Domestic dispute...huge monster of a male offender very violent ex boxer in a small 2 room motel unit. Drunk very violent with his brother trying to calm him down but tell us to f off etc.
two police dogs (shepherds) plus four ...[text shortened]... ittle white spiral cord...
They stitched him up in working order but omg it was truely agony...
Mine just ran for cover after that story ! I hope he didn't get sentenced . That sounds like punnishment enough !
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThe Police dog bit the wrong guy...but due to his behaviour police settled out of court for a smallish amount covering medical costs etc
HOLY SH1T !
Mine just ran for cover after that story ! I hope he didn't get sentenced . That sounds like punnishment enough !
Truely that night was 20yrs ago but is still ranted about.. The six foot in the air bruce lee kick to head of the real offender (who did go to jail for beating up his wife) was awesome enough but the the scene in the other room stole the limelight.
My mom told me about a patient in the hospital having had his penis and testicles caught in a machine. The skin was ripped out and left only attached at the tip of the penis. I saw the pictures before the surgery. It was pretty interesting seeing a penis and testicles without skin. The guy was fine though.
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlTHE GUY WAS FINE ?! Did he tell you that himself ? Easy for you to say !
My mom told me about a patient in the hospital having had his penis and testicles caught in a machine. The skin was ripped out and left only attached at the tip of the penis. I saw the pictures before the surgery. It was pretty interesting seeing a penis and testicles without skin. The guy was fine though.
Originally posted by demonseedROFL! Recced.
Holy f***!
I dunno if its related but apparently sumo wrestlers have the ability to retract their testicles into their lower stomach without using their hands.
If I had that skill I could have averted my nasty accident, and like Inspector Gadget, I could have yelled "Go go gadget testicles" and brought them to safety.
When we were teenagers (I was probably a teenager and most you were still floating around in your daddy's scrotum probably, but that's besides the point) a boy in our class (we were 14 at the time) was admitted to hospital.
Seemingly his girlfriend had..uh...tugged him a little too roughly and had ripped the skin around the frenulum (if you don't know what that is, then I seriously suggest you get a book and start learning....).
You can imagine the hand-signs and comments that poor girl had to suffer for the next 5 years!
EDIT:
Thinking about it, we were probably just jealous...up to a point....
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlThis whole thread has reminded me of this classic Darwin Award story:
My mom told me about a patient in the hospital having had his penis and testicles caught in a machine. The skin was ripped out and left only attached at the tip of the penis. I saw the pictures before the surgery. It was pretty interesting seeing a penis and testicles without skin. The guy was fine though.
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
Which has numerous times been verified as true
Originally posted by RookRAKMy Mom had a lot of similar stories because she worked for a urologist. Evidently, alot of men receive sexual gratification from putting their willy in the vacumn cleaner,. Unfortunatley the vacumn can succk the skin from the willy. One particular man who came in to the ER said that he had gotten up at night (naked) and had tripped over the vacumn, his willy going right into the vacumn. He turned the vacumn on when he fell on it and it degloved his willy.
This whole thread has reminded me of this classic Darwin Award story:
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
Which has numerous times been verified as true
What was that horror flick about demon manifesting as a voluptuous seductress who tied guys up, made love to them then sawed off their tackle,,and drank their blood.
I remember catching night shift ambulance staff watching it once.... Venus something?? eeeewwww great thread this
mmm how about that Loreena Bobbit and her Ginsu knife...
poor john, one slice...pecker gone..