Touching myself...

... after scratching my head, playing with a balloon, or
walking barefooted on a rug, gives me a little shock.

A ACTUAL ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!! 😕

Can someone explain this to me? @ponderable you are
the resident nerd. Please tell me why this happens, please.

Originally posted by Seitse
... after scratching my head, playing with a balloon, or
walking barefooted on a rug, gives me a little shock...

You still play with balloons?

Originally posted by divegeester
You still play with balloons?

code for condom...

Guys, please. Focus. I am really getting electrocuted, what the hell?!

Originally posted by Seitse
Guys, please. Focus. I am really getting electrocuted, what the hell?!

electrocute |iˈlektrəˌkyo͞ot|
verb [ with obj. ]
injure or kill someone by electric shock: a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights.
• execute (a convicted criminal) by means of the electric chair.
DERIVATIVES
electrocution |iˌlektrəˈkyo͞oSHən| noun
ORIGIN
late 19th cent.: from electro-, on the pattern of execute.

electrocute |iˈlektrəˌkyo͞ot|
verb [ with obj. ]
injure or kill someone by electric shock: a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights.
• execute (a convicted criminal) by means of the electric chair.
DERIVATIVES
electrocution |iˌlektrəˈkyo͞oSHən| noun
ORIGIN
late 19th cent.: from electro-, on the pattern of execute.

electrocute |iˈlektrəˌkyo͞ot|
verb [ with obj. ]
injure or kill someone by electric shock: a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights.
• execute (a convicted criminal) by means of the electric chair.
DERIVATIVES
electrocution |iˌlektrəˈkyo͞oSHən| noun
ORIGIN
late 19th cent.: from electro-, on the pattern of execute.

Originally posted by Seitse
... after scratching my head, playing with a balloon, or
walking barefooted on a rug, gives me a little shock.

A ACTUAL ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!! 😕

Can someone explain this to me? @ponderable you are
the resident nerd. Please tell me why this happens, please.

Instruct your servants to scratch your head,play with your balloons and carry you over rugs.

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Originally posted by rookie54
electrocute |iˈlektrəˌkyo͞ot|
verb [ with obj. ]
injure or kill someone by electric shock: a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights.
• execute (a convicted criminal) by means of the electric chair.
DERIVATIVES
electrocution |iˌlektrəˈkyo͞oSHən| noun
ORIGIN
late 19th cent.: from electro-, on the pattern of execute.

[b]el ...[text shortened]... iˌlektrəˈkyo͞oSHən| noun
ORIGIN
late 19th cent.: from electro-, on the pattern of execute.[/i]

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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Tartar if you are serving fish

Originally posted by Seitse
... after scratching my head, playing with a balloon, or
walking barefooted on a rug, gives me a little shock.

A ACTUAL ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!! 😕

Can someone explain this to me? @ponderable you are
the resident nerd. Please tell me why this happens, please.

What you doing is separtaing charges, they unite as soon as they can. The voltage can be considerable (you can make small lightnings), but the current is low, so not much danger of an actual electrocution.

You can "ground" yourself, by taking a conductive metall pin and contact the ground contact of your electrical system (or a metallic doorframe or whatever). You can also put a nail through your rubber boot.

And you can look up this if you are interested:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity

I was going to write "don´t worry it isn´t a sin, you´ll find someone eventually", but then i read this electricity stuff.

Maybe it is a sign of real love, love toward yourself.

Originally posted by vandervelde
I was going to write "don´t worry it isn´t a sin, you´ll find someone eventually", but then i read this electricity stuff.

Maybe it is a sign of real love, love toward yourself.

I tried it and my hand went to sleep.

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Are you saying you wanna be lured into a thread under some other pretenses?

Hey Sweety Pie, have I got pretenses for you!