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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Tartar if you are serving fish
Yuck.

Curry every time. Or tomato for dogfish.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Are you saying you wanna be lured into a thread under some other pretenses?

Hey Sweety Pie, have I got pretenses for you!
oh my...

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Yuck.

Curry every time. Or tomato for dogfish.
Scottish ?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
What you doing is separtaing charges, they unite as soon as they can. The voltage can be considerable (you can make small lightnings), but the current is low, so not much danger of an actual electrocution.

You can "ground" yourself, by taking a conductive metall pin and contact the ground contact of your electrical system (or a metallic doorframe or w ...[text shortened]... you can look up this if you are interested:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity
Thank you, P. I've always known that I can count on your sapience.

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Maybe this will work better....

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the tubes...
don't touch me there...

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I tried touching my toes but couldn't see the damn things. Anyone know where they've gone?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Thank you, P. I've always known that I can count on your sapience.
The ancient Greeks knew of this effect, they would rub a glass rod on say, cat fur, and it would pick up a charge and the cat hairs would stand on end. Figuring out what is going on there was a bit above their pay grade though🙂

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seitse was masturbating when he was eleven...when he saw the grocer boy walk by with a basketfull of asparagus.

he lacks the integrity to see himself for what he is.

it is not wrong to be oneself. that is good.

it is wrong to want the world to mirror oneself.

that is to create a world of lies.

be what you are seitse but have the integrity to understand that the truth you want to live in is a small personal world and not a world that should be extended to the horizon just to please your failed ego.

i am nephi. i speak a truth you have always denied but know is true.