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  1. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    16 Nov '17 12:52
    Originally posted by @ponderable
    Even non-native Speakers know the term
    Outdated language textbooks.
  2. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    18 Nov '17 06:02
    Originally posted by @ponderable
    Even non-native Speakers know the term
    La plume de ma tante
  3. Subscriber Ponderable
    chemist
    20 Nov '17 14:19 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    La plume de ma tante
    Biensure mon ami, j'ai appris Francais à l'école...
  4. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    21 Nov '17 15:34
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive (sharing, as I do, only 55% of your human's DNA).
    At least, as a banana, you won't be able to reproduce.....
  5. Subscriber huckleberryhound
    Devout Agnostic.
    21 Nov '17 15:47
    Stay away from Minions
  6. Subscriber apathist
    looking for loot
    21 Nov '17 17:13
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    You were made to be eaten.

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  7. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    24 Nov '17 20:14
    Originally posted by @ponderable
    Biensure mon ami, j'ai appris Francais à l'école...
    Pas si bien que ça
  8. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    24 Nov '17 20:16
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    La plume de ma tante
    Ne quittez pas votre emploi de jour
  9. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    25 Nov '17 05:14
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    Ne quittez pas votre emploi de jour
    Je suis un professeur de français.
  10. Subscriber moonbus
    Uber-Nerd
    27 Nov '17 18:47
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Better than waking up as a cockroach, I reckon.
  11. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    29 Nov '17 07:13
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    Je suis un professeur de français.
    Moi aussi j'étais prof de français. Est-ce qu'il y a personne qui peut m'aider? J'aimais bien manger les bananes, mais maintenant - quel horreur!