Transmogrification into a banana

Originally posted by @ponderable
Even non-native Speakers know the term 😉

Outdated language textbooks.

Originally posted by @ponderable
Even non-native Speakers know the term 😉

La plume de ma tante

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
La plume de ma tante

Biensure mon ami, j'ai appris Francais à l'école...

Originally posted by @pianoman1
I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive (sharing, as I do, only 55% of your human's DNA).

At least, as a banana, you won't be able to reproduce.....

Stay away from Minions

Originally posted by @pianoman1
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......

You were made to be eaten.

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Originally posted by @ponderable
Biensure mon ami, j'ai appris Francais à l'école...

Pas si bien que ça

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
La plume de ma tante

Ne quittez pas votre emploi de jour🙂

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Ne quittez pas votre emploi de jour🙂

Je suis un professeur de français.

Originally posted by @pianoman1
Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......

Better than waking up as a cockroach, I reckon.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Je suis un professeur de français.

Moi aussi j'étais prof de français. Est-ce qu'il y a personne qui peut m'aider? J'aimais bien manger les bananes, mais maintenant - quel horreur!