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  1. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    15 Nov '17 09:33
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
  2. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    15 Nov '17 10:08
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
    Otherwise you're eaten.
  3. 15 Nov '17 10:17
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    You haven't turned into a banana.
    Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
  4. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    15 Nov '17 10:53
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
    Otherwise you're eaten.
    Well, that's a dream come true at any rate.
  5. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    15 Nov '17 10:54
    Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
    You haven't turned into a banana.
    Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
    You think?
  6. Subscriber Ponderableonline
    chemist
    15 Nov '17 11:40
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Since you seem to be the only banan able to operate a Computer you should try to market that as unique. You can get all sorts of interesting contracts for TV-Shows I am sure.
  7. Standard member Ghost of a Duke
    Zen Master
    15 Nov '17 12:34
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Not a cure exactly, but if you go lie in a bath of hot milk and egg yokes you'll make a very nice custard.
  8. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    15 Nov '17 13:09
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Are you peeled or unpeeled?
  9. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    15 Nov '17 13:10
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Are you peeled or unpeeled?
    Still waiting to be undressed......
  10. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    15 Nov '17 13:15
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Still waiting to be undressed......
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
  11. Standard member lemon lime
    blah blah blah
    15 Nov '17 20:37
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
    ew
  12. Subscriber Pianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    16 Nov '17 06:10
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
    I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive (sharing, as I do, only 55% of your human's DNA).
  13. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    16 Nov '17 08:20
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive....
    So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
  14. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    16 Nov '17 09:01
    Originally posted by @fmf
    So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
    "Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!
  15. Subscriber Ponderableonline
    chemist
    16 Nov '17 11:41
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    "Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!
    Even non-native Speakers know the term