1. SubscriberPianoman1
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    15 Nov '17 09:33
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
  2. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    15 Nov '17 10:08
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
    Otherwise you're eaten.
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    15 Nov '17 10:17
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    You haven't turned into a banana.
    Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
  4. SubscriberPianoman1
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    15 Nov '17 10:53
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    You have a 0.00001% chance of being in a porn movie.
    Otherwise you're eaten.
    Well, that's a dream come true at any rate.
  5. SubscriberPianoman1
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    15 Nov '17 10:54
    Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
    You haven't turned into a banana.
    Its just that folks are throwing you bananas because you are so ugly.
    You think?
  6. SubscriberPonderableonline
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    15 Nov '17 11:40
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Since you seem to be the only banan able to operate a Computer you should try to market that as unique. You can get all sorts of interesting contracts for TV-Shows I am sure.
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    15 Nov '17 12:34
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Not a cure exactly, but if you go lie in a bath of hot milk and egg yokes you'll make a very nice custard.
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    15 Nov '17 13:09
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Help! I have just woken up as a banana. Any cures for this metamorphosis? I don't wish to be too desperate, but I am getting some unsettlingly hungry looks......
    Are you peeled or unpeeled?
  9. SubscriberPianoman1
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    15 Nov '17 13:10
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Are you peeled or unpeeled?
    Still waiting to be undressed......
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    15 Nov '17 13:15
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    Still waiting to be undressed......
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
  11. Standard memberlemon lime
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    15 Nov '17 20:37
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
    ew
  12. SubscriberPianoman1
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    16 Nov '17 06:10
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Tell us how you'd like that to be done exactly, and then how you'd want to be eaten.
    I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive (sharing, as I do, only 55% of your human's DNA).
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    16 Nov '17 08:20
    Originally posted by @pianoman1
    I'm only a banana, my mental processes are somewhat primitive....
    So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
  14. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    16 Nov '17 09:01
    Originally posted by @fmf
    So who did you get to write your OP for you, your greengrocer?
    "Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!
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    16 Nov '17 11:41
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    "Greengrocer" ... people below a certain age won't even know what that is!
    Even non-native Speakers know the term 😉
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