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Travis the chimp

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I've always been afraid of monkeys and now i know why. But why do monkeys tear the hair out of people? Moneys are chimps, right?

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Originally posted by badmoon
I've always been afraid of monkeys and now i know why. But why do monkeys tear the hair out of people? Moneys are chimps, right?
No, not as I understand it.

Chimps are apes, not monkeys.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, not as I understand it.

Chimps are apes, not monkeys.
Apes are tailless, monkeys have tails, except for the tailless monkey of Gibralta, The great apes are Gorillas, Orang Utan, Chimpanzee, and Man. The lesser apes are Gibbons or Siang. Adult male Chimps are formidable and can be extremely dangerous.

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Travis saw it coming cuz he had a big head.

Shaven69 and Korch, watch out! 😲

z
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chimps are awesome
tho id rather be a bonobo^^

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Originally posted by badmoon
I've always been afraid of monkeys and now i know why. But why do monkeys tear the hair out of people? Moneys are chimps, right?
I heard he also wrote the governments recovery package 😛

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Wild animals that have been raised by humans are unpredictable. The lady who came over to 'help' with Travis never should have, not without protective gear. I would never help with a friend's pet tiger, at least not by getting into an enclosure and exposing myself. It's too bad that hindsight is necessary after a life-threatening mauling.

Human imprinted birds are the same; it's nearly impossible to figure out why they are ok with one person and attack the next.

Leave working with, raising, or rehabilitating wild animals to the professionals. They are not pets and the moment one treats them as pets is the moment one is asking for big trouble.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I heard he also wrote the governments recovery package 😛
He wrote for your follow the leader gov't... your heads real big too, you better watch out. As a matter of fact it's humongous

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Originally posted by Badwater
The lady who came over to 'help' with Travis never should have, not without protective gear.
protective gear is usefull for eagles claws, but aint gonna do much vs a chimp, they are very strong (although this1 kinda looked like a fatty....but is still strong)
ud need to be in a tank:p

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Originally posted by zozozozo
protective gear is usefull for eagles claws, but aint gonna do much vs a chimp, they are very strong (although this1 kinda looked like a fatty....but is still strong)
ud need to be in a tank:p
Kevlar clothing and a helmet. Armed with a pole noose. Very effective.

The thing is, the lady that was mauled was not experienced in the situation she was in and had no idea the inherent danger. Like I say, leave dealing with wild animals to the pros.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
protective gear is usefull for eagles claws....
Um, no.

Eagles exert in excess of 1500 lbs of force in each foot. If the have a grip on you it takes pliers to remove the talons, but they can break your bones by crushing alone.

Take it from a pro. 😉

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Keep your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Keep your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
From my cold dead hands!

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
He wrote for your follow the leader gov't... your heads real big too, you better watch out. As a matter of fact it's humongous
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/feb/18/obama-administration-usa




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Originally posted by Badwater
Um, no.

Eagles exert in excess of 1500 lbs of force in each foot. If the have a grip on you it takes pliers to remove the talons, but they can break your bones by crushing alone.

Take it from a pro. 😉
We now have bald eagles here the year round, but I saw something the other day that made me do a double-take. Hubby was driving the car or I'd have missed it. We have a herd of about 60 whitetail deer that move into a cornfield from the shelterbelt a half mile away every evening and cross the highway again at dawn to return to the trees for the day. So we always slow down if we drive through at the times they are moving. This was at 3:00 p.m. so there were no deer in sight but as I glanced to my right I saw two black vultures gobbling away at a deer carcase some distance from the road. They were not what locals call turkey buzzards as they did not have the bare red heads. I have never seen these birds before but my husband saw one on the gravel road that abuts our acreage once. It was also eating a deer that had been hit. That was about 20 years ago.

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