So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am inside a flying cigar lying naked (I always sleep naked) on a table surrounded by aliens.
But these where not your ordinary aliens, they looked like highly advanced deer’s except that they had huge pig heads.
Anyway, so I was lying there cursing to god while trying to hide my private parts when one of these aliens stepped forward and spoke to me in an almost magical way: ‘Oink zin zorcar blurr me soink chin?’
So I replied: ‘Of course I know the way to McDonalds, just go left and then take to second road to the right. But now that your here maybe you could answer a question for me. What’s the meaning of life?’
So he replied: ‘I don’t know, that’s why we are here, we thought you would know. But since you obviously haven’t a clue we’ll sacrifice you to Zubara our goddess of love instead.’ So I ended up getting molested by 15 of these alien deer-pigs until the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardSounds to me like you've been possessed by the spirit of Shavixmir.
So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am ...[text shortened]... til the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
Originally posted by sasquatch672So you believe it? Are you going to shoot a movie on it? One of those "based one true events" ones???
You do a poor imitation of Shavi. I think he would be offended, and God help you if you offend him. And he writes about earthly things. I would tread carefully, lest he discover that you're trying to counterfeit him. The consequences might be very grave indeed.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardOMG, have you told Mulder and Scully about this?
So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am ...[text shortened]... til the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardOh my, you really messed that up. Don't you know that most aliens prefer Burger King? And asking The Question was really the most stupid thing you could do. If telling them the way to the next Burger King isn't enough to make them leave, let them ask The Question, tell them the answer is 42, and they will be happy, give you some chocolate and leave.
So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am ...[text shortened]... til the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardThis is totally unbelievable . It's incredible ! I never thought this could EVER happen ! - You're straight ?
So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am ...[text shortened]... til the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
Originally posted by NordlysYou know that if you've travelled some 100-million miles on space ship food, the first thing on your mind is going to be some decent grub and then maybe a woman or two, oh, and some TV. But food first.
Oh my, you really messed that up. Don't you know that most aliens prefer Burger King? And asking The Question was really the most stupid thing you could do. If telling them the way to the next Burger King isn't enough to make them leave, let them ask The Question, tell them the answer is 42, and they will be happy, give you some chocolate and leave.
I can relate to the need for a cheese burger. But their choice of take-away floors me. They wouldn't have happened to have a trailer behind their spacecraft? There's aliens and then there's aliens. Don't confuse the two.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardWere they any good? 😵
So I was lying in bed last night, trying to get some sleep after having shagged my imaginary girlfriend.
When a shaft of green light came strait through the wall, picked me up, and had me floating above my bed for a while.
Then it gets even weirder when the light pulls me strait through the wall, into a big blue flying cigar.
So there I am ...[text shortened]... til the perverts finally dumped me back in my bed at 6 a.m. in the morning.
I feel so dirty.
