I actually do have a UFO story of sorts I really feel I should share with you all.
It just so happened I was living in Crawley, near London and the family I was staying at were telling me all about these UFO sightings they kept having in the neighbourhood.
Obviously I was full of the: "Yeah...and just where do you buy your drugs exactly..." (Down the Firkin Firecracker, as the case would be, but that's a whole other story altogether).
So we stepped outside and the man of the house pointed to the night sky and said, and these are his exact words: "Over there. The whole neighbourhood saw the lights darting around. It was dead scary."
"Over there?" I asked, pointing in the direction he was pointing.
"Yes."
"What's over there William?" (his real name isn't William, I just thought I'd use it...)
"What do you mean?" asked William.
"Heh? Exactly as I said it William: What is over there?"
William admitted to not knowing.
"It's Gatwick airport, isn't it?" I asked.
William looked down at his feet.
"It's Gatwick bloody airport that's over there, isn't it?"
William nodded.
"So, the whole bloody neighboorhood sees lights above a bloody airport...and the obvious conclusion is that there are UFO's flying around Crawley?"
Obviously William has sworn me to secrecy over the whole matter.
However, I'd love to be abducted by a bunch of Barbarellas....
Originally posted by shavixmirLed by 7 of 9?
I actually do have a UFO story of sorts I really feel I should share with you all.
It just so happened I was living in Crawley, near London and the family I was staying at were telling me all about these UFO sightings they kept having in the neighbourhood.
Obviously I was full of the: "Yeah...and just where do you buy your drugs exactly..." (Down t ...[text shortened]... crecy over the whole matter.
However, I'd love to be abducted by a bunch of Barbarellas....
Originally posted by NordlysOMG and you tell me this now? They should include that in the 10 comandments, these aliens are probably molesting hundreds of people as we speak.! I think they are breeding a super race of human-alien-deer-pigs to conquer the galaxy!😲
Oh my, you really messed that up. Don't you know that most aliens prefer Burger King? And asking The Question was really the most stupid thing you could do. If telling them the way to the next Burger King isn't enough to make them leave, let them ask The Question, tell them the answer is 42, and they will be happy, give you some chocolate and leave.
