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Originally posted by Palynka
SATAN!!!

(or was it Stan?)
Coulda been Stan, that guy's a jurk.~ 😠

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Originally posted by PBE6
Mine's busted. Care to explain that? 😠
God didn't like your choice of music. Especially the "Roll the Bones" album by Rush. Everyone knows God prefers 2112.

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Originally posted by darvlay
God didn't like your choice of music. Especially the "Roll the Bones" album by Rush. Everyone knows God prefers 2112.
No wonder Geddy's rap career never took off! 😲

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I just made up a great joke:

Q. What's the difference between God and Santa Claus?
A. Santa Claus didn't give your Mom cancer.

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I can hear Phlab now:

This is not my idea of fun! 😠

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Originally posted by Palynka
Jesus built my hotrod.
...and it was good.

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/PlankRod.jpg

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Originally posted by darvlay
I can hear Phlab now:

This is not my brand of fun! 😠
fix'd

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
...and it was good.

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/PlankRod.jpg
There is only one thing I can do: ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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Something that is called a Joke is supposed to be funny Darv.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Something that is called a Joke is supposed to be funny Darv.
You're about as funny as a root canal.

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Originally posted by PBE6
You're about as funny as a root canal.
You obviously think making fun of someones Religion is a funny thing to do.

Time to grow up boys!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You obviously think making fun of someones Religion is a funny thing to do.

Time to grow up boys!
Non-sequiturs can be a vibrant building block of comedy, but I'll be honest, I can't contextualize this one. What do you mean by "you obviously think making fun of someones[sic] Religion is a funny thing to do"?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You obviously think making fun of someones Religion is a funny thing to do.

Time to grow up boys!
I'm not making fun of any religion, merely discussing my own.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'm not making fun of any religion, merely discussing my own.
How can I join your "Church of the Cancer Giving God"?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
How can I join your "Church of the Cancer Giving God"?
It's actually quite simple. Only two steps involved:

1. Get Cancer
2. Praise the Lord!