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Originally posted by Palynka
It's actually quite simple. Only two steps involved:

1. Get Cancer
2. Praise the Lord!
You don't even have to go in that order either.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You don't even have to go in that order either.
No way, Jose. If you're not praising the Lord, then you are OUT.

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Originally posted by Palynka
No way, Jose. If you're not praising the Lord, then you are OUT.
Hey, whose church is this anyway? And who you calling Jose, Jose?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey, whose church is this anyway? And who you calling Jose, Jose?
SCHISM!

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Originally posted by darvlay
I just made up a great joke:

Q. What's the difference between God and Santa Claus?
A. Santa Claus didn't give your Mom cancer.
haaahhhahahaaahaahaaaaaaa!!! 😵

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's actually quite simple. Only two steps involved:

1. Get your mom Cancer
2. Praise the Lord!
fixed.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'm not making fun of any religion, merely discussing my own.
We both know that is not true!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
We both know that is not true!
You really are a genius, aren't you?

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Originally posted by darvlay
You really are a genius, aren't you?
It doesn't take a genius to figure you out.


Originally posted by Palynka
So if, everyday, I think that tomorrow is the day then it will never happen!

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Nice try.


The Hangman's Paradox

A judge, known always to be true to his word, decreed that a certain convict would be hanged on one day of the following week (Monday through Sunday), with the further stipulation that he would not know on the morning of his execution that that day would be his execution day. Contemplating his fate, the convict reasoned as follows:

1. If I am hanged on Sunday, then I will know on that morning that Sunday is the only day left and hence that my execution day has arrived. That, however, would contradict the judge's stipulation. Therefore I will not be hanged on Sunday.

2. If I am hanged on Saturday, then I will know that morning that Saturday is the only remaining day (since Sunday is logically excluded). Again, I will know that my day of execution had arrived, contradicting the judge's order. So I cannot be hanged on Saturday.

3. By similar logic, I know that I cannot be hanged on Friday, on Thursday, on Wednesday, on Tuesday—or even on Monday. In short, I cannot be hanged at all!

The convict's conclusion, although supported by impeccable syllogisms, contradicted his original premise: namely, that the judge, whose word was fully credible, had decreed that he would be hanged that week. The contradiction was compounded when he was hanged on Tuesday, protesting the logical impossibility to the end.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Nice try.


The Hangman's Paradox

A judge, known always to be true to his word, decreed that a certain convict would be hanged on one day of the following week (Monday through Sunday), with the further stipulation that he would not know on the morning of his execution that that day would be his execution day. Contemplating his fate, the convict reason ...[text shortened]... s compounded when he was hanged on Tuesday, protesting the logical impossibility to the end.
That's not at all the reasoning of my post. 😕