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Twelve Royal Warts on The @rse of RHP General Forum Progress:


#1. Yours truly whenever he veers off course and loses his way or game (quite often). #2 Hand of Hecate whenever he's too busy with

real life responsibilities to post. #3. Red Night on those occasions when he administers brutal checkmates, going right for the jugular

without announcing check first. #4. Phlabibit whenever promoting the 'rich mahogany smell' of his manhood dominates his motivations.

#5. Rusty when his considerable intensity and zeal overtake his gentle sense of humor. #6. CatfoodTim when his naked eye looks too

intently through the right end of a microscope or the wrong end of a telescope and loses perspective. #7. Cash (why, when or how you

qualify I'm not sure but my gut insists you belong in the royal wart category). #8. RBMorris belongs here for well established reasons

known only to him. #9. Frank because he's too straight a shooter for the tastes and tolerances of many of his adversaries. #10. Seitse

(and shame on him) for now and then losing control of his intellect and getting henpecked by his emotions. #11. MissOleum for her

wisdom, manifest in unwillingness to routinely enter the fray. #12. Nordlys for flying in an exotic orbit and time warp quite distant from

the trajectory of the lowly rank and file (and obviously enjoying the solitary ride). All other members play a role as part of the solution.



Affectionately,

-gb


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Twelve Royal Warts...



Twelve Royal Warts on The @rse of RHP General Forum Progress:


#1. Yours truly whenever he veers off course and loses his way or game (quite often). #2 Hand of Hecate whenever he's too busy with

real life responsibilities to post. #3. Red Night on those occasions when he administers brutal checkmates, going right for ...[text shortened]... l other members play a role as part of the solution.



Affectionately,

-gb


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None of your other best friends make your RHP ass-kissing Christmas card list? 😲

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
None of your other best friends make your RHP ass-kissing Christmas card list? 😲
Individual greetings mailed yesterday to their homes.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Twelve Royal Warts...



Twelve Royal Warts on The @rse of RHP General Forum Progress:


#1. Yours truly whenever he veers off course and loses his way or game (quite often). #2 Hand of Hecate whenever he's too busy with

real life responsibilities to post. #3. Red Night on those occasions when he administers brutal checkmates, going right for ...[text shortened]... l other members play a role as part of the solution.



Affectionately,

-gb


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Received an urgent call from Hdqtrs: 'Twelve Royal Warts' list is expanded to 14 to include 2 acerbic peacemakers, Ice Cold & Darvlay.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Received an urgent call from Hdqtrs: 'Twelve Royal Warts' list is expanded to 14 to include 2 acerbic peacemakers, Ice Cold & Darvlay.



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6 more and we would have a clan! πŸ˜‰

I think peacemakers is just a tad of a stretch there. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
6 more and we would have a clan! πŸ˜‰

I think peacemakers is just a tad of a stretch there. πŸ˜‰
Royal Wart Clan (The thinking RHP Member's other viable alternative). Hmm... RWC does have a nice ring to it.



Edit: 'Peacemakers' as in the popular piece in Ye Olde USA West.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Twelve Royal Warts...



Twelve Royal Warts on The @rse of RHP General Forum Progress:


#1. Yours truly whenever he veers off course and loses his way or game (quite often). #2 Hand of Hecate whenever he's too busy with

real life responsibilities to post. #3. Red Night on those occasions when he administers brutal checkmates, going right for l other members play a role as part of the solution.



Affectionately,

-gb


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The fourteen people whose nicknames appear in this wart thread are among the many members without whom RHP wouldn't be RHP for me.

Face it. Those of marginal interest we ignore. Hope each of these in their own way accepts my sandpaper affection and durable tough love.



-gb



Edit: I hasten to include six additional nicknames: Great Big Stees and Muppyman for their forgiveness of my genuine concern coupled

with inappropriate zeal; Black Beetle, Pawnhandler and Mrs Ale for polar opposite reasons... professionally chess merciless and socially

supportive/merciful; and last but never in a million days last, coquette for always being there no matter what. We now qualify for a clan.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
The fourteen people whose nicknames appear in this wart thread are among the many members without whom RHP wouldn't be RHP for me.

Face it. Those of marginal interest we ignore. Hope each of these in their own way accepts my sandpaper affection and durable tough love.



-gb



Edit: I hasten to include six additional nicknames: Great Big Ste ...[text shortened]... days last, coquette for always being there no matter what. We now qualify for a clan.



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I love it when it's US vs Them on RHP.


Very Illuminus of you to pick 12 names. Very Tribal. I fear for the additional tribes that you have added GB.

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Originally posted by uzless
I love it when it's US vs Them on RHP.


Very Illuninus of you to pick 12 names. Very Tribal. I fear for the additional tribes that you have added GB.
What would Darvlay do I often wonder to myself curled up in a corner of my dark cold room... gently weeping.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Twelve Royal Warts...



Twelve Royal Warts on The @rse of RHP General Forum Progress:


#1. Yours truly whenever he veers off course and loses his way or game (quite often). #2 Hand of Hecate whenever he's too busy with

real life responsibilities to post. #3. Red Night on those occasions when he administers brutal checkmates, going right for ...[text shortened]... l other members play a role as part of the solution.



Affectionately,

-gb


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I find myself disappointed that I am not a wart of stature.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I find myself disappointed that I am not a wart of stature.
All over RHP the peasants are weeping with despair at being passed over for this honor. 😡

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
All over RHP the peasants are weeping with despair at being passed over for this honor. 😡
:'(

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
:'(
Yeah! That's right. All over RHPland the water is rising. A river of tears threatens to flood the lowlying areas and ruin the carpets.


EDIT: It's a good thing I came prepared!

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Yeah! That's right. All over RHPland the water is rising. A river of tears threatens to flood the lowlying areas and ruin the carpets.


EDIT: It's a good thing I came prepared!
That rubber ducky won't keep your asslass chaps above water.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
That rubber ducky won't keep your asslass chaps above water.
Maybe not, but at least I'm water tight and I float... ...and I look oh so cute while I'm at it! 😏