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No big deal here, I like Chocodiles.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
No big deal here, I like Chocodiles.
"Let them eat cake"

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
"Let them eat cake"
I already said that. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I already said that. 😕
My deepest apologies, I thought I was plagiarizing Marie Antoinette.

It gets worse, turns out She never even said it,😞

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
My deepest apologies, I thought I was plagiarizing Marie Antoinette.

It gets worse, turns out She never even said it,😞
Dude, here we are at supposed Pre-Apocalyptic Earth, where evidently the highest, most rare delicacy will be bacon wrapped Twinkies.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Dude, here we are at supposed Pre-Apocalyptic Earth, where evidently the highest, most rare delicacy will be bacon wrapped Twinkies.
Chill, I think they mean Pro-Apocalyptic Earth.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Chill, I think they mean Pro-Apocalyptic Earth.
I am not in favor of it.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I am not in favor of it.
Several months ago, a coworker of mine came into work with chocolate creme-filled Twinkies in his lunch bag. I was thoroughly intrigued and have been asking him ever since to tell me where to find them. He could never give me the answer. "My wife bought them, let me ask her," was all I ever got and he kept forgetting to ask. Meanwhile, I searched for these elusive Twinkies at every grocery store I visited. Nothing.

And now, thanks to the rigid position of the Twinkie Factory Unions, I will *never* know what a chocolate creme-filled Twinkie tastes like. 😠

Can I sue said unions for mental anguish?

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Originally posted by sumydid
Several months ago, a coworker of mine came into work with chocolate creme-filled Twinkies in his lunch bag. I was thoroughly intrigued and have been asking him ever since to tell me where to find them. He could never give me the answer. "My wife bought them, let me ask her," was all I ever got and he kept forgetting to ask. Meanwhile, I searched for the ...[text shortened]... a chocolate creme-filled Twinkie tastes like. 😠

Can I sue said unions for mental anguish?
Typical republican moocher, demands to be spoon fed chocolate cream filled twinkies, or else.

How about living the American dream, showing some self reliance, and getting off your entitlement addicted, cake luvvin Ass and make your own twinkles, there is no limit to the variety of cream fillings your could have.

You could even have them moulded into naked women eating huge phallic shaped microphones, come on Sunnydid you have nothing to lose but your chains. 😠

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Uh oh 😕

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Typical republican moocher, demands to be spoon fed chocolate cream filled twinkies, or else.

How about living the American dream, showing some self reliance, and getting off your entitlement addicted, cake luvvin Ass and make your own twinkles, there is no limit to the variety of cream fillings your could have.

You could even have them moulded into ...[text shortened]... g huge phallic shaped microphones, come on Sunnydid you have nothing to lose but your chains. 😠
I would have taken you serious, except for the the fact that you equated "Republican" with "moocher" and "entitlement addicted." Clearly, you've got some learnin' to do.

Now off you go, son. Search the stores. Search high and low. Bring me some chocolate creme-filled twinkies, posthaste! There's a secret reward in it for you.

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Originally posted by sumydid
I would have taken you serious, except for the the fact that you equated "Republican" with "moocher" and "entitlement addicted." Clearly, you've got some learnin' to do.

Now off you go, son. Search the stores. Search high and low. Bring me some chocolate creme-filled twinkies, posthaste! There's a secret reward in it for you.
LOL!!

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Originally posted by sumydid
I would have taken you serious, except for the the fact that you equated "Republican" with "moocher" and "entitlement addicted." Clearly, you've got some learnin' to do.

Now off you go, son. Search the stores. Search high and low. Bring me some chocolate creme-filled twinkies, posthaste! There's a secret reward in it for you.
You surprise me. After all the hard talk I have seen you post here
now you just want chocolate, and not just any old chocolate, but chocolate
with cream no less.

You're a real pussycat man, I figured you for a real fire breathing
man of steel no nonsense Republican die hard.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You surprise me. After all the hard talk I have seen you post here
now you just want chocolate, and not just any old chocolate, but chocolate
with cream no less.

You're a real pussycat man, I figured you for a real fire breathing
man of steel no nonsense Republican die hard.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
No one is purely one dimensional or cut and dry. Summy is a nut, that's why I love the guy.