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Catch a man a fish and you can sell him it, teach a man to fish and you've ruined a wonderful business opportunity!

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Nobody knows what he owns until he has to pay taxes for it.

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A warned person is worth two warned persons.

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When the going gets tough, the tough get machine guns.

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A bird in your hand is worth more than two birds in your bush.

(Or not, depending on the type of birds of course.)

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Originally posted by Jigtie
A bird in your hand is worth more than two birds in your bush.

(Or not, depending on the type of birds of course.)
hahaha, i was trying to find a way to twist that one too. 😀

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Some are born stupid, some achieve stupidity, others have stupidity thrust upon them!

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A pictured beauty is a joy in the cellar

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Dulce et Decorum est
Pro pudding mori.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Dulce et Decorum est
Pro pudding mori.
That's like Latin to me

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Originally posted by Jigtie
That's like Latin to me
"it is right and sweet to die for one's pudding"
... I hope, that is if I haven't fked it up.

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Originally posted by Natsia
"it is right and sweet to die for one's pudding"
Maybe I should have said: "That's like Poetry to me", then. 🙂

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Life's not all beer in the shitter

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Maybe I should have said: "That's like Poetry to me", then. 🙂
Oh no! No no no!

Wilfred Owen? Only one of the most epic war poems ever written!?!?!?!?!

I give you Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen:

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

(The last line means "It is sweet and right to die for one's country" ).