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All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

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If you try, try, try again and don't succeed you won't be first.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
hahaha

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Originally posted by Natsia
Oh no! No no no!

Wilfred Owen? Only one of the most epic war poems ever written!?!?!?!?!

I give you Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen:

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men march ...[text shortened]... o patria mori.

(The last line means "It is sweet and right to die for one's country" ).
LOL! Thank you, dear sweet Natsia. I'm familiar with Owen, but was merely
trying to be clever. 😕😵

What's that saying again? Some are born stupid, some achieve stupidity,
others have stupidity thrust upon them! I think I may have been born with
it.

😵

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
If at first you don't succeed, try shorter skis.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
A bird in your hand is worth more than two birds in your bush.

(Or not, depending on the type of birds of course.)
A rook on the board is worth more than two rooks that have been taken.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Oh no! No no no!

Wilfred Owen? Only one of the most epic war poems ever written!?!?!?!?!

I give you Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen:

....
Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!
...
Owen should be ashamed of himself, shamelessly plagiarising Macc Lad lyrics like that.

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Better to say nothing and be thought of as stupid, because you're stupid.

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
hahaha, i was trying to find a way to twist that one too. 😀
You mean apart from the classic "The bush in a bird is worth more than the bird in a bush"?

Richard

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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
MAHAHAHA, That's priceless! LOL 😀

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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sauna!

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When push comes to shove it's six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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When life sucks, you can either see it as having an half-empty glass, or as being half drunk. It's all a matter of perspective.

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well polish my balls and hand me a milkshake.