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Two Lawyers.

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Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert isle for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There's a woman floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time....So ... do you think we should ...well ....you know ....screw her?"

"Out of WHAT????" asked the other!

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I'm sure the two honest lawyers in the world are offended by that.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert isle for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There's a woman ...[text shortened]... should ...well ....you know ....screw her?"

"Out of WHAT????" asked the other!
That's rediculous! If she were unconscious, she would not be floating!

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Originally posted by mlprior
That's rediculous! If she were unconscious, she would not be floating!

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Perhaps she's just playing possum, hoping the lawyers will think she's dead and not screw her.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm sure the two honest lawyers in the world are offended by that.
Ice Cold, you MUST be the world's biggest optimist! 😛

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Perhaps she's just playing possum, hoping the lawyers will think she's dead and not screw her.
Well, Mr. logical...if that were the case, she would just swim away then, wouldn't she?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Well, Mr. logical...if that were the case, she would just swim away then, wouldn't she?

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Excellent point. Far better to take her chances with the sharks--they're much more likely to show some compassion. 😕

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Ice Cold, you MUST be the world's biggest optimist! 😛
I'll have you know there are much fatter optimists than myself. 😛

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Excellent point. Far better to take her chances with the sharks--they're much more likely to show some compassion. 😕
Maybe she could find a dolphin to ride to the next island where Eddie Vedder is waiting for her.

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