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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Does a penis weigh the same as a mars bar?
Why are you calculating such a thing? Please don't do it. You're a family man!

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
I lost 33kg in an hour when I chopped both my legs off.
Unfortunately I am still too heavy for my height which is now 3ft 2ins.
Less work for me when I dig your grave.

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There is sugar (hidden in terms that befuddle the non scientific mind) in just about everything. Good luck. Just try the "everything in moderation diet" ...well except beer of course.

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Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Less work for me when I dig your grave.
I will take my chance with the fire thanks.