Two weeks.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Does a penis weigh the same as a mars bar?

Why are you calculating such a thing? Please don't do it. You're a family man!

Originally posted by Captain Strange
I lost 33kg in an hour when I chopped both my legs off.
Unfortunately I am still too heavy for my height which is now 3ft 2ins.

Less work for me when I dig your grave.

There is sugar (hidden in terms that befuddle the non scientific mind) in just about everything. Good luck. Just try the "everything in moderation diet" ...well except beer of course.

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Less work for me when I dig your grave.

I will take my chance with the fire thanks.