Ugly Phrases and Putdowns

{The ones which would earn you a backhander from a parent.}

tell someone who cares

Originally posted by Kewpie
{The ones which would earn you a backhander from a parent.}

tell someone who cares

Something along the same line: "Here's 10 cents, call someone who cares".


For a fat person you don't sweat much.

Thirty (enjoyable ones) from Will:

http://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-insults/

shakespeare was a tiny-dicked mongrel who couldn't attract a one-eyed whore in heat...

Originally posted by rookie54
shakespeare was a tiny-dicked mongrel who couldn't attract a one-eyed whore in heat...

Rookie my fine fellow.

Why hast thou utter contempt for the great British Bard
the English language has produced?????

For some of my final exams in school about 200 years ago
I had to learn about McBeth.

Although when they actually play it on stage they call it "THE SCOTTISH PLAY".

It's considered unlucky to say McBeth.

Roman Polanski did a movie on it. Quite good it was too.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Rookie my fine fellow.

Why hast thou utter contempt for the great British Bard
the English language has produced?????

For some of my final exams in school about 200 years ago
I had to learn about McBeth.

Although when they actually play it on stage they call it "THE SCOTTISH PLAY".

It's considered unlucky to say McBeth.

Roman Polanski did a movie on it. Quite good it was too.

you went to school 200 years ago???

Originally posted by rookie54
you went to school 200 years ago???

Seems that long ago.

Here we do Primary and Secondary level.

Then if you have the money or are brainy enough you go to University.

Primary: 5 years old to 12 years old.

Secondary: 12 years old to 18 years old.

University then from 18 to whenever depending on what degree you want.

I only did the first two. Left school in 1979 aged 18.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Seems that long ago.

i doubt that i offended,
considering the title of the thread...
but, just in case i did,
please let me ease yer head...

juxtaposition is everything...
as you can see, gb posted a list of bill shakespeare's zingers, and, as this is a zinger thread, i followed that with one of my own...

surely, shirley, you cannot think i have contempt for one of the greatest???
i am merely showing my great admiration for a master of zingerisms, by admitting to being a student of the same...

and,
now that i've had to explain this, qed, all the color is gone from the painting...

alas, johnny,
as van gogh was a master of light,
thou art proving to be a veil...

How can I soar like an Eagle when I'm working with Turkeys?

If brains had legs, you'd be a snake !

Originally posted by Kewpie
{The ones which would earn you a backhander from a parent.}

It wasn't meant to be a thread of insults, exactly, just the sort of putdowns teenagers have for adults.

... whatever ...

Originally posted by Kewpie
It wasn't meant to be a thread of insults, exactly, just the sort of putdowns teenagers have for adults.

... whatever ...

I hate the phrase GET REAL

and ARE YOU FOR REAL?


When I hear that I want to scream...NO!!! I AM MADE OF F*****G PLASTIC!!!!

like gnarly dude.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
like gnarly dude.

Never heard that one, can I have a translation please?