Originally posted by rookie54Rookie my fine fellow.
shakespeare was a tiny-dicked mongrel who couldn't attract a one-eyed whore in heat...
Why hast thou utter contempt for the great British Bard
the English language has produced?????
For some of my final exams in school about 200 years ago
I had to learn about McBeth.
Although when they actually play it on stage they call it "THE SCOTTISH PLAY".
It's considered unlucky to say McBeth.
Roman Polanski did a movie on it. Quite good it was too.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyyou went to school 200 years ago???
Rookie my fine fellow.
Why hast thou utter contempt for the great British Bard
the English language has produced?????
For some of my final exams in school about 200 years ago
I had to learn about McBeth.
Although when they actually play it on stage they call it "THE SCOTTISH PLAY".
It's considered unlucky to say McBeth.
Roman Polanski did a movie on it. Quite good it was too.
Originally posted by rookie54Seems that long ago.
you went to school 200 years ago???
Here we do Primary and Secondary level.
Then if you have the money or are brainy enough you go to University.
Primary: 5 years old to 12 years old.
Secondary: 12 years old to 18 years old.
University then from 18 to whenever depending on what degree you want.
I only did the first two. Left school in 1979 aged 18.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyi doubt that i offended,
Seems that long ago.
considering the title of the thread...
but, just in case i did,
please let me ease yer head...
juxtaposition is everything...
as you can see, gb posted a list of bill shakespeare's zingers, and, as this is a zinger thread, i followed that with one of my own...
surely, shirley, you cannot think i have contempt for one of the greatest???
i am merely showing my great admiration for a master of zingerisms, by admitting to being a student of the same...
and,
now that i've had to explain this, qed, all the color is gone from the painting...
alas, johnny,
as van gogh was a master of light,
thou art proving to be a veil...