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Uncertainty in Japanese banking.

Uncertainty in Japanese banking.

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Yes, you heard it here first the Origami Bank has folded. The Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks. Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!

It's not looking good 🙁 😉

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Originally posted by yo its me
Yes, you heard it here first the Origami Bank has folded. The Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks. Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank g ...[text shortened]... at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!

It's not looking good 🙁 😉
Just out of curiosity, do they have golden parachutes in Japan or only golden swords from which to fall on?

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Originally posted by whodey
Just out of curiosity, do they have golden parachutes in Japan or only golden swords from which to fall on?
I guess it's gone down like a lead balloon. 🙁

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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess it's gone down like a lead balloon. 🙁
No worries mate, its just the beginning of an economic apocalypse. 😀

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Originally posted by whodey
No worries mate, its just the beginning of an economic apocalypse. 😀
Ah you must be referring to the 4 SUV's of Revelation!

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Originally posted by kmax87
Ah you must be referring to the 4 SUV's of Revelation!
Its a pyramid scheme really. First there was Lehman brothers, then came was Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, then comes GM, Ford, and Chrystler, and only then comes the 4 SUV's of revelation. We are getting close!!

Good work man!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess it's gone down like a lead balloon. 🙁
Maybe it wasn´t very funny.

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Originally posted by whodey
Its a pyramid scheme really.
Well it seems, on the subject of capitalism at least, we agree.

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