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Unconfirmed rumors concerning the redeployment of US Naval ships have revealed a plan by the Trump administration to reclaim Scotland and tow it to the coast of the Carolinas. Administration officials in the US are insisting that historically Scotland was once part of North America and lacking assistance from Canada to claim what is rightfully ours we will "take back what is ours" by whatever means necessary. Currently the Trump administration has contracted for the purchase of $800 million worth of really big chains to accomplish the mission.
Donald Trump is preparing to declare this a National Emergency in the next 10 days.

In a related rumor, in an effort to relieve the budget deficit here in the US , it has been proposed to charge Great Britain for the heat produced by the Gulf Stream. President Trump is currently reviewing plans to divert the Gulf Stream should Great Britain fail to pay for the heat received.

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@caissad4 said
Unconfirmed rumors concerning the redeployment of US Naval ships have revealed a plan by the Trump administration to reclaim Scotland and tow it to the coast of the Carolinas. Administration officials in the US are insisting that historically Scotland was once part of North America and lacking assistance from Canada to claim what is rightfully ours we will "take back what is ...[text shortened]... Stream should Great Britain fail to pay for the heat received.

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I heard that too but didn't believe a word until now.

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Not a new rumour, but still ...
Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

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Trump’s patch of Scotland.


[Why has Trump applied for new planning permission in a Scottish town?]

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@caissad4

I can confirm that I too have heard rumors and could hardly fail to disagree less.


@moonbus said
@caissad4

I can confirm that I too have heard rumors and could hardly fail to disagree less.
as long as england stays contamination fre thats ok.

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@caissad4 said
Unconfirmed rumors concerning the redeployment of US Naval ships have revealed a plan by the Trump administration to reclaim Scotland and tow it to the coast of the Carolinas. Administration officials in the US are insisting that historically Scotland was once part of North America and lacking assistance from Canada to claim what is rightfully ours we will "take back what is ...[text shortened]... Stream should Great Britain fail to pay for the heat received.

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I am not surprised, in the least. It is, after all, Trump eh?

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@great-big-stees said
I am not surprised, in the least. It is, after all, Trump eh?
I just hope he doesn't plow into Bermuda on the way over, NASA has some nice radio telescopes there.......

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@caissad4 said
Unconfirmed rumors concerning the redeployment of US Naval ships have revealed a plan by the Trump administration to reclaim Scotland and tow it to the coast of the Carolinas. Administration officials in the US are insisting that historically Scotland was once part of North America and lacking assistance from Canada to claim what is rightfully ours we will "take back what is ...[text shortened]... Stream should Great Britain fail to pay for the heat received.

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It won't cost the American people a cent either,did you know there is a endless supply of free ice cubes in Antartica?


@gareth-cobb said
It won't cost the American people a cent either,did you know there is a endless supply of free ice cubes in Antartica?
Ice cubes, yes.
All part of the Trump plan to cure global warming.

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@caissad4 said
Ice cubes, yes.
All part of the Trump plan to cure global warming.
The man's a genius. It's no wonder he's the President.

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@great-big-stees said
The man's a genius. It's no wonder he's the President.
Yes, a self proclaimed 'stable genius' where he is with the rest of the stable genius horses😉

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@sonhouse said
Yes, a self proclaimed 'stable genius' where he is with the rest of the stable genius horses😉
"Neigh". He's in with the Asses.

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@great-big-stees said
"Neigh". He's in with the Asses.
Not that I don't agree, but just for arguments sake, he did get himself elected. He knew where to get the votes. Everyone underestimated him, including me. I laughed when I heard the Trumpster was running. I wonder if in the beginning he even thought he had a chance?

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Not that I don't agree, but just for arguments sake, he did get himself elected. He knew where to get the votes. Everyone underestimated him, including me. I laughed when I heard the Trumpster was running. I wonder if in the beginning he even thought he had a chance?

-VR
Rumour has it...no.