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Originally posted by mokko
Have to wait for the stork come somewheres don'tcha?
Plus we didn't want to share the coffee and truffles with the bird.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Awesome! Care to try these candies? They're called "roofies".
No thanks...we have truffles. And I heard roofies are packed full of cholesterol. 😕

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Originally posted by reader1107
Plus we didn't want to share the coffee and truffles with the bird.
Yes...you know how greedy storks can be.

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Originally posted by mokko
Yes...you know how greedy storks can be.
see now you're into chic talk again. thats me out of the conversation 😞

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
see now you're into chic talk again. thats me out of the conversation 😞
I think it was a male stork.

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Originally posted by mokko
I think it was a male stork.
was he playing football ??🙄

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
was he playing football ??🙄
That is, did he have balls on his feet?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That is, did he have balls on his feet?
Ummmm.....not on his feet.....😞

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
If you are under the age of 18, have never heard of the birds and bees, don't know what drugs, alcohol are, have never sworn or seen a swear word, and have never hear about/seen/spoken about anything sexually explicit, please post here so that everyone in the forums can avoid mentioning anything that might harm your innocence in your presence.

Is it stuffy inside your cotton wool?
I am 17. But i dont think i innocent.

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Originally posted by Lolette
I am 17. But i dont think i innocent.
Can I molest you?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Can I molest you?
May I remind you that may or may not be an indidable offence.

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I once saw bees having uh.... forgot that word. One queen and a zillion construction workers. I thought it was a gang something. My kids (both under 13) found it gross. Guess I'll stick with an y rated version of Long John Silver

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
If you are under the age of 18, have never heard of the birds and bees, don't know what drugs, alcohol are, have never sworn or seen a swear word, and have never hear about/seen/spoken about anything sexually explicit, please post here so that everyone in the forums can avoid mentioning anything that might harm your innocence in your presence.

Is it stuffy inside your cotton wool?
Me. Meeeee.. mEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Me. Meeeee.. mEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK...

me=somewhat believable

you=not so much.