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If you are under the age of 18, have never heard of the birds and bees, don't know what drugs, alcohol are, have never sworn or seen a swear word, and have never hear about/seen/spoken about anything sexually explicit, please post here so that everyone in the forums can avoid mentioning anything that might harm your innocence in your presence.

Is it stuffy inside your cotton wool?

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I have a lifesize lifelike cardboard cut-out of Gastel with 2 inch holes cut out where his hands and mouth are for anyone that would like to learn more about the birds and the bees

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
If you are under the age of 18, have never heard of the birds and bees, don't know what drugs, alcohol are, have never sworn or seen a swear word, and have never hear about/seen/spoken about anything sexually explicit, please post here so that everyone in the forums can avoid mentioning anything that might harm your innocence in your presence.

Is it stuffy inside your cotton wool?
I am under the age of 18. I know nothing of birds and bees. I don't know what drugs and or alcohol is. I have never sworn or seen a swear word. I have never heard about, seen or spoken about anything sexually explicit before in my life.

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I can vouch for her! She's been with me drinking coffee and eating truffles her whole life, leaving the room only to give birth.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I can vouch for her! She's been with me drinking coffee and eating truffles her whole life, leaving the room only to give birth.
She gives birth out-of-doors? Tough woman.

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Originally posted by Delmer
She gives birth out-of-doors? Tough woman.
Her second kid came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothing.

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Whats a bird, What are bees ,What are drugs ,What is swearing ,I just dont know as i have been wrapped in cotton wool all my life.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Her second kid came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothing.
That's probably because it was the "second" one.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
If you are under the age of 18, have never heard of the birds and bees, don't know what drugs, alcohol are, have never sworn or seen a swear word, and have never hear about/seen/spoken about anything sexually explicit, please post here so that everyone in the forums can avoid mentioning anything that might harm your innocence in your presence.

Is it stuffy inside your cotton wool?
I'm over 18, hip ,and trendy in the eyes of my peirs, and i think that considering others is for squares.
who'd do that maaaaann.
i mean like frik off man , big boobies dooooode.


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm over 18, hip ,and trendy in the eyes of my piers, and i think that considering others is for squares.
who'd do that maaaaann.
i mean like frik off man , big boobies dooooode.


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How many piers do you own?

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Originally posted by Delmer
How many piers do you own?
spelling is for doooshbags


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
spelling is for doooshbags


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TV trivia: Huckleberry Hound and Quick Draw McGraw were excellent spellers.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Her second kid came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothing.
Why would anybody scream? The stork may be ugly but he definately wasn't scary.

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Originally posted by Delmer
She gives birth out-of-doors? Tough woman.
Have to wait for the stork come somewheres don'tcha?

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Originally posted by mokko
I am under the age of 18. I know nothing of birds and bees. I don't know what drugs and or alcohol is. I have never sworn or seen a swear word. I have never heard about, seen or spoken about anything sexually explicit before in my life.
Awesome! Care to try these candies? They're called "roofies".