ok, I walked into my lounge just after 6am, cup of tea in hand, sat at my computer and stared in horror as the words 'undergoing essential maintenance' hovered in front of my eyes.
I pressed the refresh button, no, I made breakfast, no, I washed up and finally went to look at some jokes. The effort below is the best I could find in my shocked state.
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
bambee 😀😲😲