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If so, please add your name to this thread plus an explanation of the reasons behind your null contribution to productivity indices.

I'm running a census of the slackers of this world.

Thanks,
-S-

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I heard it was the Men's changing room/lube incident. I could be wrong though.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I heard it was the Men's changing room/lube incident. I could be wrong though.
No, that sounds about right.

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I am unemployed.

Edit: Thankfully.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I heard it was the Men's changing room/lube incident. I could be wrong though.
I heard it was both. Seems like he may be ACDC?

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lmao

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It all depends.

Caressing semiautomatic rifles and then pointing it to people while in a high tower, making gun noises with the mouth, may qualify as a full time occupation in Liberace Hills Retirement Castle, Nova Scotia.

Same applies for fantasizing when assuring random people in internet sites that they would be someones bee-atch in jail.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It all depends.

Caressing semiautomatic rifles and then pointing it to people while in a high tower, making gun noises with the mouth, may qualify as a full time occupation in Liberace Hills Retirement Castle, Nova Scotia.

Same applies for fantasizing when assuring random people in internet sites that they would be someones bee-atch in jail.
I hear that the K-Y(MCA) Home for the wayward, in Monterrey is the spot that may work best.

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I work freelance and therefore, technically, have been unemployed for the last two days.

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Originally posted by Freddie2008
I work freelance and therefore, technically, have been unemployed for the last two days.
Don't you regularly work the street corners, bus stations and parks?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't you regularly work the street corners, bus stations and parks?
Like I said, two days unemployed.

Occupational hazard of looking like this http://tinyurl.com/dlt26q

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Originally posted by Seitse
If so, please add your name to this thread plus an explanation of the reasons behind your null contribution to productivity indices.

I'm running a census of the slackers of this world.

Thanks,
-S-
we've already been running one since 1993. we're called S.P.I.V., and our aim is to one day get all the people in the world to Stop Trying.

our expansion however has been severely limited due to the 1st rule of S.P.I.V: Stop Trying. which forces us to reject anyone trying to join S.P.I.V., as seeking membership is considered trying, and hence sufficient reason for automatic rejection. so, after 16 years, there's still only us four founding members.

well, that should actually be three, as one of us has been building factories allover the world, for money (*gagging*). the black sheep we don't like to discuss.

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The original 4 took some effort to establish the organization.

You are a phony!

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Originally posted by wormwood
we've already been running one since 1993. we're called S.P.I.V., and our aim is to one day get all the people in the world to Stop Trying.

our expansion however has been severely limited due to the 1st rule of S.P.I.V: Stop Trying. which forces us to reject anyone trying to join S.P.I.V., as seeking membership is considered trying, and hence suff ...[text shortened]... s allover the world, for money (*gagging*). the black sheep we don't like to discuss.
I am afraid Bending the King has a point.