Unusual pick up lines

If you were a bogey I'd pick you first.

Originally posted by adramforall
If you were a bogey I'd pick you first.

You do realise that the oppression of the proletariat will lead to the prophesied dialectic split within society and inevitably the equality of one's man and another's hour.

Well, okay. It hasn't worked for me yet either...

Originally posted by shavixmir
You do realise that the oppression of the proletariat will lead to the prophesied dialectic split within society and inevitably the equality of one's man and another's hour.

Well, okay. It hasn't worked for me yet either...

Hey sailor, how'd you like to blow your love snot into my meat hankie? (hic!)

Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me...

For a "Big Boned" person you don't sweat much.

wow, your skin is so clear, it will look really great stretched over a lamp shade😉