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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Aug '15 21:51
    I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
    out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
    if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

    I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
    is San Francisco after all.

    Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
    I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

    Please help!
  2. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    20 Aug '15 22:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
    out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
    if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

    I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
    is San Francisco after all.

    Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
    I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

    Please help!
    Originally posted by Seitse
    "Should I buy a copper chastity belt?"

    Negative; you'll be safe without it [any perceived puns unintended]. Stay safe. Be well, my frisky "interrobang" friend.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Aug '15 22:13
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Originally posted by Seitse
    "Should I buy a copper chastity belt?"

    Negative; you'll be safe without it [any perceived puns unintended]. Stay safe. Be well, my frisky "interrobang" friend.
    Stay away from me, weirdo.
  4. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    20 Aug '15 22:201 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Stay away from me, weirdo.
    Ok. Thanks for your instantaneous 5 second reply. I'll respect your wishes....
  5. SubscriberPonderable
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    21 Aug '15 08:03
    Hi, Seitse, could you explain in a few words the concept of "[serious thread]"?
  6. Subscribermoonbus
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    21 Aug '15 08:05
    If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.... Oh, wait, that was in 1967. I think flowers are off now.
  7. Standard memberchaney3
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    21 Aug '15 08:05
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Hi, Seitse, could you explain in a few words the concept of "[serious thread]"?
    I think that Seitse likes it up his butt. That is why he gave up his virginity to a man, for a pack of smokes and a six pack....yuck.
  8. Standard memberredbadger
    Suzzie says Badger
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    21 Aug '15 08:24
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
    out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
    if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

    I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
    is San Francisco after all.

    Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
    I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

    Please help!
    just get your huge shlong out
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Aug '15 20:03
    I just followed badger's advice.

    I want to stay in SF forever.
  10. Arch Stantons Grave
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    23 Aug '15 11:15
    Please don't neglect your AA meetings.
    You are doing so well.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    23 Aug '15 11:18
    I changed booze for weed.

    Best. Decision. Ever.
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    23 Aug '15 14:15
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I changed booze for weed.

    Best. Decision. Ever.
    weed and speed that's the way forward dude
  13. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    23 Aug '15 19:39
    Originally posted by redbadger
    weed and speed that's the way forward dude
    You are, like, a soul mate to me, dude. Like, mind blowing. Exactly
    my thoughts!

    *bro fist*
  14. Arch Stantons Grave
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    23 Aug '15 20:45
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I changed booze for weed.

    Best. Decision. Ever.
    I admire your flexibility.
    An almost Darwinian ability to adapt.
    I salute you sir.
  15. Subscriberlemondrop
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    23 Aug '15 23:46
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
    out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
    if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

    I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
    is San Francisco after all.

    Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
    I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

    Please help!
    you should buy a titanium butt widener
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