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Urgent advice needed! [serious thread]

Urgent advice needed! [serious thread]

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I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!


Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!
Originally posted by Seitse
"Should I buy a copper chastity belt?"

Negative; you'll be safe without it [any perceived puns unintended]. Stay safe. Be well, my frisky "interrobang" friend.


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Originally posted by Seitse
"Should I buy a copper chastity belt?"

Negative; you'll be safe without it [any perceived puns unintended]. Stay safe. Be well, my frisky "interrobang" friend.
Stay away from me, weirdo.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Stay away from me, weirdo.
Ok. Thanks for your instantaneous 5 second reply. I'll respect your wishes....


Hi, Seitse, could you explain in a few words the concept of "[serious thread]"?


If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.... Oh, wait, that was in 1967. I think flowers are off now.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Hi, Seitse, could you explain in a few words the concept of "[serious thread]"?
I think that Seitse likes it up his butt. That is why he gave up his virginity to a man, for a pack of smokes and a six pack....yuck.


Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!
just get your huge shlong out


I just followed badger's advice.

I want to stay in SF forever.


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Please don't neglect your AA meetings.
You are doing so well.


I changed booze for weed.

Best. Decision. Ever.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I changed booze for weed.

Best. Decision. Ever.
weed and speed that's the way forward dude


Originally posted by redbadger
weed and speed that's the way forward dude
You are, like, a soul mate to me, dude. Like, mind blowing. Exactly
my thoughts!

*bro fist*

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Originally posted by Seitse
I changed booze for weed.

Best. Decision. Ever.
I admire your flexibility.
An almost Darwinian ability to adapt.
I salute you sir.