Urgent advice needed! [serious thread]

Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!

you should buy a titanium butt widener

You are sort of a walking chastity device. You are perfectly safe. Men are not going to be any more interested in you than women were.

Maybe don't go the zoo

Originally posted by Red Night
You are sort of a walking chastity device. You are perfectly safe. Men are not going to be any more interested in you than women were.

Maybe don't go the zoo

Too late.

It is good to see you again seitse

Originally posted by Seitse
Too late.

Don't bend over to tie your shoelace in somebody's else's watermelon patch.

Originally posted by Seitse
You are, like, a soul mate to me, dude. Like, mind blowing. Exactly
my thoughts!

*bro fist*

Get a room already.

Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!

Don't go up to a street vendor and ask for a pack of fags.

I must say that my former Yankee accent has mutated into a
British mish mash one, causing a LOT of confusion when
visiting the U.S. for business*

* I only go there for business, as it is not my ideal place for
pleasure.

Originally posted by Seitse
I must say that my former Yankee accent has mutated into a
British mish mash one, causing a LOT of confusion when
visiting the U.S. for business..

Yes, I can well imagine that you cause confusion whenever you open your mouth--anywhere.

Originally posted by moonbus
Yes, I can well imagine that you cause confusion whenever you open your mouth--anywhere.

That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.

Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.

So you imply that all geniuses will be understood one day?

I am not so optimistic in that respect.

Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

So you're near to RJHinds. Strange bedfellows indeed.

Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.

you will be like van gough and cecil the lion.
more famous in death than life.

Originally posted by Seitse
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Maybe just post what you meant to say 😉