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Urgent advice needed! [serious thread]

Urgent advice needed! [serious thread]

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Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!
you should buy a titanium butt widener

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You are sort of a walking chastity device. You are perfectly safe. Men are not going to be any more interested in you than women were.

Maybe don't go the zoo

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Originally posted by Red Night
You are sort of a walking chastity device. You are perfectly safe. Men are not going to be any more interested in you than women were.

Maybe don't go the zoo
Too late.

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It is good to see you again seitse

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Originally posted by Seitse
Too late.
Don't bend over to tie your shoelace in somebody's else's watermelon patch.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You are, like, a soul mate to me, dude. Like, mind blowing. Exactly
my thoughts!

*bro fist*
Get a room already.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I am in San Francisco for business. I am about to go
out to the first meeting and I desperately need to know
if I am in imminent danger of being molested.

I know it is not pride week anymore but, you know, it
is San Francisco after all.

Should I buy a copper chastity belt? Is there a potion
I can spray on my clothes to keep the predators at bay?

Please help!
Don't go up to a street vendor and ask for a pack of fags.

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I must say that my former Yankee accent has mutated into a
British mish mash one, causing a LOT of confusion when
visiting the U.S. for business*

* I only go there for business, as it is not my ideal place for
pleasure.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I must say that my former Yankee accent has mutated into a
British mish mash one, causing a LOT of confusion when
visiting the U.S. for business..
Yes, I can well imagine that you cause confusion whenever you open your mouth--anywhere.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Yes, I can well imagine that you cause confusion whenever you open your mouth--anywhere.
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.

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Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.
So you imply that all geniuses will be understood one day?

I am not so optimistic in that respect.

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Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.
So you're near to RJHinds. Strange bedfellows indeed.

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Originally posted by Seitse
That's the price of being a genius, dude.

I'll be understood once I'm long gone. No worries.
you will be like van gough and cecil the lion.
more famous in death than life.

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Originally posted by Seitse
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...an error occured...

Maybe just post what you meant to say 😉