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Miracle cure all. Act now, supplies limited. PM me for billing information.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Miracle cure all. Act now, supplies limited. PM me for billing information.
Is it genuine mid-flow?
I wouldn't want any of that bitty, gritty start-off rubbish ...

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Originally posted by orangutan
Is it genuine mid-flow?
I wouldn't want any of that bitty, gritty start-off rubbish ...
I can assure you that from HoH, you will get the Crème de la Crème.

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What sizes are available? And how much would you need for say ... an amputation?

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But how about that body he's sporting now? I don't even read his posts anymore.

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Originally posted by lausey
I can assure you that from HoH, you will get the Crème de la Crème.
and you know this for sure because...??? 🙂

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You wanted to be provocative,didn't you??? Asking just to be sure...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Miracle cure all. Act now, supplies limited. PM me for billing information.
He's meant to have fed thousands from a few loaves and fishes so why can't he cure all from a few pints of piss? 😕

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Miracle cure all. Act now, supplies limited. PM me for billing information.
what is the cost? do you take Visa? Money Order?

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Originally posted by Choreant
You wanted to be provocative,didn't you??? Asking just to be sure...
no

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I'll take ten litres but it must be fresh.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
I'll take ten litres but it must be fresh.
There are two grades available.

Jesus of Nazareth Premium: $50K/teaspoon. It's a couple of thousand years old and recently discovered in a long buried tomb.

Jesus Rodrigez Standard: $5/liter. Fresh this AM. May contain some residual Tequila.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
There are two grades available.

Jesus of Nazareth Premium: $50K/teaspoon. It's a couple of thousand years old and recently discovered in a long buried tomb.

Jesus Rodrigez Standard: $5/liter. Fresh this AM. May contain some residual Tequila.
Ill take two teaspoons of the JCN premium. and 10 liters of the JR standard.....

Total bill 150 USD.

Any discounts available before I send you my credit card details?

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Originally posted by mochiron
Ill take two teaspoons of the JCN premium. and 10 liters of the JR standard.....

Total bill 150 USD.

Any discounts available before I send you my credit card details?
No, but, if you act now, we still have a limited supply of soap on a rope novelty toiletries. We're sold out of the Pope, Jesus and Mary, but, we still have all of the apostles for $9.95 each.