US spending per RAT!

Originally posted by darvlay
I hope you curtailed your use of the term "eh?" while in foreign lands. We wouldn't want the neighbours thinking awful things about us.

When I met some folks from RHP a few years ago, they couldn't help but notice how often I shouted eh at the end of my sentences. It really made their trip. I was happy to oblige but then cried myself to sleep later on.

Like a circus clown. You aim to please!

Originally posted by Nordlys
That depends on whether they are American Brazilians or European Brazilians.

It also depends if the European Brazilian hasn't adopted the American Brazilian to avoid confusion.

Originally posted by Nordlys
That depends on whether they are American Brazilians or European Brazilians.

Which one can reach a higher air-speed velocity?

Originally posted by Palynka
Which one can reach a higher air-speed velocity?

Are they unladen?

Originally posted by lausey
Are they unladen?

Depends if they had bran muffins for breakfast.

Originally posted by Crowley
Depends if they had bran muffins for breakfast.

There's only ONE breakfast ; sausages, bacon, beans (57 Variety), muchrooms 😛, tomatoes (with an 'e'😉, black sausage (non-racist variety), a good toast from the chef, and orange-juice followed by a good coffee! 🙂

Edit: and ooops, forgot the eggs to your liking, either 2 fried or scrambled, with salt and black pepper (the politically correct Black pepper) of course. 😉

Originally posted by mikelom
There's only ONE breakfast ; sausages, bacon, beans (57 Variety), muchrooms 😛, tomatoes (with an 'e'😉, black sausage (non-racist variety), a good toast from the chef, and orange-juice followed by a good coffee! 🙂

Edit: and ooops, forgot the eggs to your liking, either 2 fried or scrambled, with salt and black pepper (the politically correct Black pepper) of course. 😉

YAY! for clogged arteries!

Originally posted by Crowley
YAY! for clogged arteries!

I'm slim! 😀

Originally posted by darvlay
Well guys, in all honesty, I hope to be there next year. So Phlabs, try not to die this year ok?

Seem to be getting harder and harder for me to NOT DIE. I'll be all pissed if I go soon and everyone else gets to do it together in December 2012.

Message Sunbunz and ask her what date next year the BBQ is. Seems she's always got something or other going on, either late or not able to make it on the dates I pick.

She can pick it, but knowing her she'll pick the date and something else will come up.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Well guys, in all honesty, I hope to be there next year. So Phlabs, try not to die this year ok?

I hope to be there too. Why cancel it if Phlab dies? We can make sure his body is suitably plasticised so he does not smell.

Originally posted by lausey
I hope to be there too. Why cancel it if Phlab dies? We can make sure his body is suitably plasticised so he does not smell.

Dude, no need to plasticize... it's well salt cured and pickled.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Dude, no need to plasticize... it's well cured and pickled.

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Ok, your request is noted.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Dude, no need to plasticize... it's well salt cured and pickled.

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Does that mean we can hang you up for 2 months prior to arrival, and then eat you?

Originally posted by mikelom
Does that mean we can hang you up for 2 months prior to arrival, and then eat you?

Do you like hot dogs steamed in beer? If so, yes.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Is that more than Brazilians?

Joke on an American birthday card (so its probably an old one)

Obahma to Bush 'We just got 100 Brazillion troops to help finish up in Iraq'
Bush to Obahma 'Wow... thats fantastic.How much is a brazillion?