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Originally posted by chancremechanicIrn Bru isn't anything like beer, the same as porridge isn't anything like bread.
What is Irn Bru?...some watered-down Scottish beer copied after Budweiser?
You're probably right about the US losing an attempted invasion of Scotland, as the typical American soldier doesn't like to shoot at someone in a "paisley skirt".....even if she is wearing a beard and carrying battle axe......😀
EDIT: And what's that about Budweiser? Isn't that a (very bad) copy of a Czech masterpiece?
Originally posted by chancremechanicSpeaking of copulation, I'm surprised you, as an American, even exist.
Buckfast?...that sounds like something to quicken the copulatory actions of Scottish men so their women can get back to watching American sit-coms
Most American women I've seen are what we call in Scotland ''double-baggers'', ie, you have to place a bag over your own head as well as the females in case hers falls off during the event. Take a good look at your mother, imagine she's not your mother but a single American female who's up for it. Now, ask yourself the question ''Would I?''. Get the point ?
Originally posted by PeterSwan2Even with that bag on your head you should still
Speaking of copulation, I'm surprised you, as an American, even exist.
Most American women I've seen are what we call in Scotland ''double-baggers'', ie, you have to place a bag over your own head as well as the females in case hers falls off during the event. Take a good look at your mother, imagine she's not your mother but a single American female who's up for it. Now, ask yourself the question ''Would I?''. Get the point ?
be able to feel the wool...no?
Or have you been using your imagination again!
Originally posted by Favs"they can take our land, but they'll NEVER take our FREEDOM"
Saw a history documentary quite some time ago that described an "invasion" by the Americans of Scotland. Think it may have been during the War of Independence, but not too sure.
Apparently it was only "technically" an invasion, even though the numbers that landed were few, and it was all a bit unofficial.
Have tried to find info on this through Google, a ...[text shortened]... to it anywhere. If anyone can help, I'll split the fiver bet I have with my mate! Cheers
wishOriginally posted by PeterSwan2I wish I could take a look at my mother, but alas, she died two years ago, and the last time I did see her alive, the Congestive Heart Failure (CHF) was so bad that interstitial fluid was leaking from her legs...she was 77....and still beautiful by the way.....definitely not what you'd call a "bagger". As a young Italian woman, I assure you that she was no "bagger" or "double-bagger", but a beautiful brunette who raised three sons successfully. May she rest in peace. Now, about your comment involving my mother. When people start mentioning other peoples' mother in a negative way, as you did, it means that you have gone over the edge emotionally in your attempt at insulting me. Now, since I have done the same thing (insulting families that is, and regrettably I might add) in PMs (but never in the forums), to people who have pissed me off, I am going to forgive you for your lack of forethought. OK? Now, American women aren't the most beautiful in the world, but that's another story. However, my advise to you now is to take a good look at your mother, if she is still alive, and tell her that you love her and that you appreciate all that she has done for you and your family, and then tell yourself that you are grateful that she is still on this earth. Afterwards, come back at me with a more "direct" insult, and we can continue where we left off.....😉
Speaking of copulation, I'm surprised you, as an American, even exist.
Most American women I've seen are what we call in Scotland ''double-baggers'', ie, you have to place a bag over your own head as well as the females in case hers falls off during the event. Take a good look at your mother, imagine she's not your mother but a single American female who's up for it. Now, ask yourself the question ''Would I?''. Get the point ?
Originally posted by no1marauderNo I was talking about Dweebs like you.
From the context of his posts, he is bemoaning the fact that our dimwit President won't allow mass genocide and total indiscriminate killing; RE: his Genghis Khan example. That to SJ's sick mind is how to "win" a war.
EDIT: I await the inevitable "you are a fag" response.
Originally posted by PeterSwan2The American women that you saw in Scotland are double baggers. They were there because it is a well known fact that you kilt wearing cross dressers will screw anything. Come down to Texas and you will see some beautiful women.
Speaking of copulation, I'm surprised you, as an American, even exist.
Most American women I've seen are what we call in Scotland ''double-baggers'', ie, you have to place a bag over your own head as well as the females in case hers falls off during the event. Take a good look at your mother, imagine she's not your mother but a single American female who's up for it. Now, ask yourself the question ''Would I?''. Get the point ?