What's the use of a holdiay where couples get to flaunt their togetherness? I know what you're thinking, and yes I am probably just jealous, and no I havn't gotten any in a few months. These people already pay less in taxes, and now they have to rub it in our single faces. We need to fight back with a better holiday that only singles can participate in, like an orgy day or something.
Come to think of it I suppose I don't answer to anyone for anything, so perhaps it's not all bad. Regardless I'll be getting drunk alone tomorrow night, if anyone would like to join me. In spirit that is, I'm sure if we met I wouldn't be able to stand you.
Originally posted by GeraldMWow. Orgy day. What a great idea. Well, maybe not in these days of AIDS =/. I am torn.
What's the use of a holdiay where couples get to flaunt their togetherness? I know what you're thinking, and yes I am probably just jealous, and no I havn't gotten any in a few months. These people already pay less in taxes, and now they have to rub it in our single faces. We need to fight back with a better holiday that only singles can participate in, l ...[text shortened]... like to join me. In spirit that is, I'm sure if we met I wouldn't be able to stand you.
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Originally posted by GeraldMOh I know. I'd be safe. I'm just saying that some people might not be on Orgy Day.
Just wear one of those things on your piece. You know, people are always saying you shouldn't have sex without one. Well, I can't remember what they're called right now, but I think they're supposed to cure AIDS or something like that.
Plus, it's a pain in the butt to change "one of those things" every time you change your love buddy on Orgy Day - some might be tempted not to, which would be very bad for the receiver of the "piece".
Originally posted by GeraldM"Hand in glove
What's the use of a holdiay where couples get to flaunt their togetherness?
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it’s not like any other love
This one is different - because it’s us
Hand in glove
We can go wherever we please
And everything depends upon
How near you stand to me"
