Let's say you woke up one night in a coffin and realized to your extreme horror that you were a vampire and that you last remembered you were out partying with some cute goth girl who bit you while you were drunk with fangs you now realize were real.
What would you do? Stick a stake in your heart and end it all or give in to your desire for human blood? OR perhaps become a vampire slayer and seek revenge on your own kind?
Originally posted by homedepotovHave you seen the tail Keefer Sullivan gets?
Let's say you woke up one night in a coffin and realized to your extreme horror that you were a vampire and that you last remembered you were out partying with some cute goth girl who bit you while you were drunk with fangs you now realize were real.
What would you do? Stick a stake in your heart and end it all or give in to your desire for human blood? OR perhaps become a vampire slayer and seek revenge on your own kind?
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Originally posted by hopscotchHow am I meant to call, you forgot your number.... I really, really need that peice of furniture. Now come on, out with it!
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IF YOU WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND THAT YOU ARE A VAMPIRE THEN WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS ONE OF OUR NEW DELUXE COFFINS MADE FROM THE FINEST QUALITY MAHOGANY. INSIDE WE HAVE GENUINE LEATHER CUSHIONING SO COMFORTABLE THAT YOUR OLD BED WILL END UP IN THE SHED. WHAT'S MORE, THESE COFFINS ARE FLAME RESISTANT, HOLY WATER RESISTANT, AND HAVE A LIFET ...[text shortened]... COFFIN FOR THE KIDS ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER DEAL ANYWHERE ELSE!
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GIMME THE GODDAMNED NUMBER!
Originally posted by hopscotchI'm calling, Billy! I really am! Wait for me!
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IF YOU WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND THAT YOU ARE A VAMPIRE THEN WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS ONE OF OUR NEW DELUXE COFFINS MADE FROM THE FINEST QUALITY MAHOGANY. INSIDE WE HAVE GENUINE LEATHER CUSHIONING SO COMFORTABLE THAT YOUR OLD BED WILL END UP IN THE SHED. WHAT'S MORE, THESE COFFINS ARE FLAME RESISTANT, HOLY WATER RESISTANT, AND HAVE A LIFET ...[text shortened]... COFFIN FOR THE KIDS ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER DEAL ANYWHERE ELSE!
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Originally posted by homedepotovi've never quite understood what's supposed to be so bad about being bitten by a vampire. you get eternal life, and isn't that what Christianity and other religions promise? and i wouldn't feel guilty about biting others, because i would be giving them eternal life too, much like missionaries claim to do.
Let's say you woke up one night in a coffin and realized to your extreme horror that you were a vampire and that you last remembered you were out partying with some cute goth girl who bit you while you were drunk with fangs you now realize were real.
What would you do? Stick a stake in your heart and end it all or give in to your desire for human blood? OR perhaps become a vampire slayer and seek revenge on your own kind?
so once i got over the surprise, i'd be ok with it, i think.