Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry

Originally posted by rookie54
on the strength of MY words???

you fool... 😀

i felt the bile rising when i read the first two words, "let's agree"...

gawd... beginning with a command to follow...

sigh...

rookie

Since when did a stylistic guy like yourself become so irritated

by and intolerant of somebody else's written language style?

gb

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Simple really...it takes all kinds.

Well said, Stees.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Nice deduction.

I saw your title.

Next, I saw you posted something long winded.

Next, I cut to the chase in a thread.

What makes you conclude I read your post or whatever you're deducting here?

You're presumably a man who knows his own mind. Why do you constantly feel misunderstood

and try so very hard to explain? Please speak directly into the microphone and take your time.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Since when did a stylistic guy like yourself become so irritated

by and intolerant of somebody else's written language style?

gb

Check your notes, I'm sure you've got it written somewhere.

P-

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You're presumably a man who knows his own mind. Why do you constantly feel misunderstood

and try so very hard to explain? Please speak directly into the microphone and take your time.

You come up with a conclusion that is wrong, I quickly explain. I type fast, so wouldn't consider it 'trying hard'.

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Check your notes, I'm sure you've got it written somewhere.

P-

You're ducking the question again. You a man or what? Get your

eyes off your audience. Speak the whole truth for a change.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You're ducking the question again. You a man or what? Get your

eyes off your audience. Speak the whole truth for a change.

I remember the day well... it was 14 July 2007. The Summer was extraordinarily hot for New England. I was reading the forums of my favorite online chess site. Was the air conditioner broken in the office?

I got on the phone, "Mable, get me Jenkins on the line. I believe the AC is no longer working". Mable was a tall girl, legs that went all the way to the ground if not further. Her sweet voice was like melted butter and cinnamon on whole wheat toast.

"Sir, there's nothing wrong with the AC. It's freezing in here". I glanced across the room at Mable's desk and sure enough she looked like she had two extra buttons in the wrong place on her blouse. I barked into the phone.

"Something's got me all hot under the collar Mable, and it's not those two aspirins you seem to be saving for later". I had to get to the bottom of this, what had me so bothered? I'd find out for sure, but until then I guess it will just be a BIG FAT MYSTERY.

Originally posted by Phlabibit

I remember the day well... it was 14 July 2007. The Summer was extraordinarily hot for New England. I was reading the forums of my favorite online chess site. Was the air conditioner broken in the office?

I got on the phone, "Mable, get me Jenkins on the line. I believe the AC is no longer working". Mable was a tall girl, legs that went all the wa d? I'd find out for sure, but until then I guess it will just be a BIG FAT MYSTERY.

01 Dec '07 01:49

"10th ranked player on the RHP site, ilywrin, presents an interesting chess puzzle in the body of his profile. How is this done? Would appreciate comment on the mechanics. Thank you."

"Thread: Setting Board Pieces in Profile / Help Forum"

Wake up my phine pheathered phriend and smell the phacts. I joined Red Hot Pawn on July 13, 2007. So preoccupied with chess didn't discover the public forums (Help, Ideas, Posers & Puzzles) until December 1, 2007. Found my way to the General Forum on December 22, 2007. So, Phlabbergastritis, you're playing a tad too loose with the truth and phabricacating phar too much through your pherkin lazy teeth for your own theatrical purposes once again. C'mon, Big Guy. Get with the game. Play by the rules.

gb

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]01 Dec '07 01:49

"10th ranked player on the RHP site, ilywrin, presents an interesting chess puzzle in the body of his profile. How is this done? Would appreciate comment on the mechanics. Thank you."

"Thread: Setting Board Pieces in Profile / Help Forum"

Wake up my phine pheathered phriend and smell the phacts. I joined Red Hot Pawn ...[text shortened]... trical purposes once again. C'mon, Big Guy. Get with the game. Play by the rules.

gb

Shhhh... I working on chapter two of my epic.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry


Let's agree that we're all different in matters of personal taste and style. Let's also agree that we're all unique individuals who see the world around us through a different lens and from different windows. So we have a level playing field for everyone who cares to follow and/or participate in this convers ...[text shortened]... o the public forum of ideas? Any and all points of view warmly welcomed. Thanks.

gb[/b]

Dear Bobby:

You have never been denied the right to express your opinions on any topic in this General Forum.
I'd say your pearls of wisdom probably outnumber those of any 10 posters put together. You do not
have the right to post certain opinions (such as asserting that women belong on pedestals or that
Halloween is equivalent to Devil worship) and not have those opinions questioned or challenged.
That's what a forum is all about.

When we disagree with you, it isn't because we feel "threatened" or that we have a taste for vanilla
or e4 or that we want to entertain the herd. It's because we disagree with you. You have a knack
for bringing out the worst in people, and that hasn't changed since you arrived in 2007. If you don't
like the way things are, you have the power to change them. Otherwise, get over it.

Your almost friend, Andy

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Dear Bobby:

You have [b]never been denied the right to express your opinions on any topic in this General Forum.
I'd say your pearls of wisdom probably outnumber those of any 10 posters put together. You do not
have the right to post certain opinions (such as asserting that women belong on pedestals or that
Halloween is equivalent to De have the power to change them. Otherwise, get over it.

Your almost friend, Andy

.[/b]

Yesterday, at a special luncheon, Nurse Ratched recognized me as The Patient with the Most Exemplary Behavior of The Month. An engraved envelope containing four (4) tickets for the next New England Patriots home game was presented to me during thunderous applause at the conclusion of the monthly awards luncheon.

Wondering if you and phlab and your brides would be interested in an Autumn Outing on me. You see, I planned to go using the allowance I had put aside for some special occasion. Last night counted it and there wasn't even enough for bus fare. Seems I had invested more in the bank of vending machines than I realized. Please check with the phlab and the ladies. Let me know.

Kind regards, Bobby

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yesterday, at a special luncheon, Nurse Ratched recognized me as The Patient with the Most Exemplary Behavior of The Month. An engraved envelope containing four (4) tickets for the next New England Patriots home game was presented to me during thunderous applause at the conclusion of the monthly awards luncheon.

Wondering if you and phlab and your b ...[text shortened]... an I realized. Please check with the phlab and the ladies. Let me know.

Kind regards, Bobby

Thanks for your generous offer. I will consult the others.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Thanks for your generous offer. I will consult the others.

In the morning I'll let Nurse Ratched know.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
In the morning I'll let Nurse Ratched know.

Right now it doesn't look too promising. I assume the tickets are for Nov. 6.

Maybe she knows of someone else who can use them.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Right now it doesn't look too promising. I assume the tickets are for Nov. 6.

Maybe she knows of someone else who can use them.

I thought you were a Giants fan.