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I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.
Start by redefining "world" as "your breakfast bowl" or some other manageable object. From there it shouldn't be too difficult.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.
You can have the world when I'm done with it... not a moment sooner.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You can have the world when I'm done with it... not a moment sooner.

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You mean when you've eaten your breakfast?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Start by redefining "world" as "your breakfast bowl" or some other manageable object. From there it shouldn't be too difficult.
Soon he will have Total control.

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Originally posted by abejnood

Soon he will have Total control.
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Start by redefining "world" as "your breakfast bowl" or some other manageable object. From there it shouldn't be too difficult.
Ah ha, I have done it since birth. First I conquered the tit. Then the other one.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You can have the world when I'm done with it... not a moment sooner.

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I wouldn't accept your used world if your life depended on it. Which it may.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Ah ha, I have done it since birth. First I conquered the tit. Then the other one.
Jogging, biking, or some other form of exercise might get rid of those. Why control when you can ELIMINATE.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.
My suggestion is that whenever you catch a secret agent investigating your hideout, rather than coming up with a needlessly complicated method of execution or engaging him in conversation, just shoot him in the head without hesitation.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Start by redefining "world" as "your breakfast bowl" or some other manageable object. From there it shouldn't be too difficult.
the world is my oyster!

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.
Get a gun and blow people's heads off. Never failed for me so far.


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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I need a new plan. My last attempts have all failed, but none have ended in complete disaster. Perhaps you have something to contribute to my master plan and when its implemented you can tell your friend what an asset you were to me.
Follow me. That's your plan.