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Viagra eye drops???

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They make you look hard.

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Originally posted by c99ux
They make you look hard.
They gave my eyes a white milky discharge , but they felt really good .

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You both need a shot of estrogen and some milk duds.

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I don't know how to put this, but I'm a very important man. I have many leather-bound books, and my office smells of rich mahogany.

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Originally posted by ark13
I don't know how to put this, but I'm a very important man. I have many leather-bound books, and my office smells of rich mahogany.
I'm 44 years old . I am a self-employed artisan(master mold maker)working in the fine arts . I'm divorced w/ 3 kids from 8-19 . Loves: Amatuer paleoentology , hunting , fishing , hiking in the Colorado Rockies , playing with my frisbee crazed dog (and of course , chess!). Other interests - Music , politics , intelligent civilized debate , football . Still harbor the ridiculous notion of being a novelist someday . I never use any aids during a game . I love talking while playing

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The chess board is like an ocean in perfect equlibrium. A pawn cannot rise in one place without creating a hollow elsewhere. The sum total of the energy of the chess board remains identical from one end to the other. If you take from one place, you must give elsewhere.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I'm 44 years old . I am a self-employed artisan(master mold maker)working in the fine arts . I'm divorced w/ 3 kids from 8-19 . Loves: Amatuer paleoentology , hunting , fishing , hiking in the Colorado Rockies , playing with my frisbee crazed dog (and of course , chess!). Other interests - Music , politics , intelligent civilized debate , football . Still ...[text shortened]... of being a novelist someday . I never use any aids during a game . I love talking while playing
You sound like a real grade-A prick .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You sound like a real grade-A prick .
Ha ha... Joke's on you, prick. 'Cause that's from your own profile. Did I just burn you, or what?

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i used the drops before
i couldnt close my eyes for days

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Originally posted by aspviper666
i used the drops before
i couldnt close my eyes for days
See anything interesting?

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I got a tablet stuck in my throat,

had a stiff neck for days!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You sound like a real grade-A prick .
Just copying ark, who for some reason quoted phil's profile.

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Originally posted by Coconut
Just copying ark, who for some reason quoted phil's profile.
OK, tips for Viagra users #64b:
Gently melt the tab on your tongue and then start licking your eyebrows...

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Originally posted by Coconut
Just copying ark, who for some reason quoted phil's profile.
Who's profile was the second one?

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Originally posted by ark13
Ha ha... Joke's on you, prick. 'Cause that's from your own profile. Did I just burn you, or what?
😉

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