Originally posted by stockenIf you're about to say "use stocken footage!" the deal is off.
Uhm, sorry. Maybe I need to brush up on my english a little. I meant, "never seen on video before"-kind of stuff. Guess, that's what you guys are after, hu? Well, it's gonna cost. 😀
Seriously, I actually just had a good idea (somewhat). If you can live with my english, and a few remarks about your music, I'd be happy to serve it to you. You can then tell me to buzz off, or use the idea as you see fit. How about it? Friends?
OK, friends. Spill it, what's the scoop?
Originally posted by PBE6Ok, it involves a metal worker, a bar waitress and a couple of medium-sized pleasure-sticks for femails and queers. Now, don't stop reading! I'm serious. You'll enjoy this. Ok, so here goes:
If you're about to say "use stocken footage!" the deal is off.
OK, friends. Spill it, what's the scoop?
Scene 1 (introduction):
The camera hoovering over you guys, standing back to back and looking real menacing. It's a sort of introduction, but the image should be kinda fuzzy so we can't really see the details. Disturbing and (a word for when you can't stop looking here).
Scene 2 (first half of the first verse):
Just as the singer's about to open his mouth to start off with that middle of sunday stuff, you cut to this lady (bar waitress, not that special. Kinda ordinary looking; I've had my ejaculation tonight) waking up on the sunday afternoon. A little worn. The day after a hard nights work. Now, she starts looking for something, but can't find it. We don't know what it is, but she seems a little disturbed that she can't find it.
Scene 3 (second half of the first verse):
In the second part we cut to this metal worker. He's just finishing welding a big steel thing. We can't tell what it is, but he steps back and looks real pleased with the result. Brushes a little and throws the safety cap off. He starts walking for the exit, cause he's finished, see?..
Scene 4 (First chorus):
You guys again. Start over the lead singer as he sings: "what I'm supposed to do" for the second time. The camera hoovering around you all. Everybody singing: "Let's make this night go on and on". Now, you don't move or dance silly or anything like that. You just look dead cool, back to back. The image still a little distorted so it's hard to tell the details.
to be continued...
Originally posted by stockenso what is it??...the suspense is killing me
Ok, it involves a metal worker, a bar waitress and a couple of medium-sized pleasure-sticks for femails and queers. Now, don't stop reading! I'm serious. You'll enjoy this. Ok, so here goes:
Scene 1 (introduction):
The camera hoovering over you guys, standing back to back and looking real menacing. It's a sort of introduction, but the image should be k ...[text shortened]... a little distorted so it's hard to tell the details.
to be continued...
OK, next idea that's actually good.
You find twenty thousand tubes of toothpaste. The video starts with your band entering a building, and the first verse is playing as you climb the stairs. Use short, but flowing clips. Right as you burst out the door onto the roof, the chorus bursts on. At this point, you slowly meander your way to the roof's edge, and drop all of the toothpaste off the really tall building you are on. You'll need some shots of the toothpaste falling slowly, spinning, spinning... this will hymotize your watchers into the next verse. When the toothpaste hits the pavement, your chorus hits the listener's ears. This is the basis. But you need some flare. Add some midgets and some monkeys. And don't be afraid to throw in some half naked ladies bathing in creme cheese. Everyone likes that.
Originally posted by ark13Don't forget to add some dancing walri.
OK, next idea that's actually good.
You find twenty thousand tubes of toothpaste. The video starts with your band entering a building, and the first verse is playing as you climb the stairs. Use short, but flowing clips. Right as you burst out the door onto the roof, the chorus bursts on. At this point, you slowly meander your way to the roof's edge, an ...[text shortened]... be afraid to throw in some half naked ladies bathing in creme cheese. Everyone likes that.