Visit to the doctor

An old woman goes to the doctor.

'I have your test results', says the doctor, 'and I'm afraid I have two pieces of very bad news for you.'

'Yes?', replies the woman.

'Well I'm afraid you've got cancer', continues the doctor, 'and also senile dementia'.

She replies: 'Well at least it's not cancer'.

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Originally posted by murrow
An old woman goes to the doctor.

'I have your test results', says the doctor, 'and I'm afraid I have two pieces of very bad news for you.'

'Yes?', replies the woman.

'Well I'm afraid you've got cancer', continues the doctor, 'and also senile dementia'.

She replies: 'Well at least it's not cancer'.

Originally posted by Nordlys
An old woman? I thought it was an old murrow.

Originally posted by murrow
An old woman goes to the doctor.

'I have your test results', says the doctor, 'and I'm afraid I have two pieces of very bad news for you.'

'Yes?', replies the woman.

'Well I'm afraid you've got cancer', continues the doctor, 'and also senile dementia'.

She replies: 'Well at least it's not cancer'.

Originally posted by murrow
An old woman goes to the doctor.

'I have your test results', says the doctor, 'and I'm afraid I have two pieces of very bad news for you.'

'Yes?', replies the woman.

'Well I'm afraid you've got cancer', continues the doctor, 'and also senile dementia'.

She replies: 'Well at least it's not cancer'.

Originally posted by invigorate
A dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic goes to the doctor.

"Doctor Doctor I lie awake all night wondering if there is a dog."