Waiter, waiter!

Bad wolf

General

11 Mar 07

Bad wolf

Joined: 23 Jul 05
Moves: 8869

11 Mar 07

What is this fly doing in my soup!?

I think it's doing the backstroke sir.

Choreant

Solaris

Joined: 09 Jul 06
Moves: 2810

12 Mar 07

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What is this fly doing in my soup!?

I think it's doing the backstroke sir.

O,and there is also a rat in my burger...

Officer Dibble

Hoagy's Alley

Joined: 12 Sep 04
Moves: 41791

12 Mar 07

I'm in a hurry, will my pancakes be long?

No sir, they will be round.

Dr Strangelove

Joined: 22 Aug 05
Moves: 26450

12 Mar 07

Do you have frogs legs?

No, it's just the way I walk. 🙄

adam warlock

Baby Gauss

Ceres

Joined: 14 Oct 06
Moves: 18375

12 Mar 07

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Where I come from this is what we use to feed the pigs.

Like wise in this town sir.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 673256

12 Mar 07

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What is this fly doing in my soup!?

I think it's doing the backstroke sir.

What do you say to the fly in my soup?

Nothing, it wouldn't understand anyway

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 673256

12 Mar 07

You see this fly in my soup?

It won't live long just watch the spider at the brim of the bowl.

~~English Tal~~

Phoneless

Friendly Chess Club

Joined: 01 Jun 06
Moves: 25553

12 Mar 07

**knock bowl over**
Waiter, waiter..
There's some soup in my fly...

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 90166

12 Mar 07

A Belgian walks into a bar and says: "ouch."

A horse walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.
The waiter asks: "Why the long face?"

Duke of Brabant

Antwerpen

Joined: 22 Jan 07
Moves: 12653

12 Mar 07

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Originally posted by shavixmir
A Belgian walks into a bar and says: "ouch."

Interesting 🙂. I don't get the joke but I'm anxious to find out what reputation we have to other nations 😉.

Edit: Never mind. I got it, and probably confirmed the picture you drew of us 🙂.

Rene Pogel

Joined: 14 Apr 06
Moves: 72659

12 Mar 07

Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
Interesting 🙂. I don't get the joke but I'm anxious to find out what reputation we have to other nations 😉.

Edit: Never mind. I got it, and probably confirmed the picture you drew of us 🙂.

Every close neighbour finds fun in those next door. The english never make fun of the belgians (partly our knowledge of geography is so poor that we dont realise that they are neighbours) but also because they appear so zany... and so expressive facially. When I lived in the Netherlands I was told many jokes about the belgians which I could not understand because they were made out to be stupid yet to my the 'so called' stupidity shown in these jokes was to my mind excellent examples of 'lateral thinking' - and my respect for belgians actually increased with each new joke.

eamon o

the highway to hell

Joined: 23 Aug 06
Moves: 24531

12 Mar 07

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Do you have frogs legs?

No, it's just the way I walk. 🙄

a man walks into the doctors surgery,
"ddddd doc you gotta hhh hhe hee help me" he said finally.
the doctor said "what seems to be the matter?" the man says, well w www wee wwell well i got a beautiful wife, agg ggrr gree greaa great job, and earn £100k a y ye yea yeea year, but this stu stuu stuu stuutt stammer is really making life miserable".
doctor says, " i say, there seems to be something dragging on your windpipe, mmm take down your trousers and let me see if i can establish the source of the trouble"

to be continued tomorrow...... (anyone know the rest of this joke?) 😉

Officer Dibble

Hoagy's Alley

Joined: 12 Sep 04
Moves: 41791

12 Mar 07

Originally posted by Rene Pogel
The english never make fun of the belgians

hey i'm english and i never tire of ripping on the belgians.
particularly the walloons.

Duke of Brabant

Antwerpen

Joined: 22 Jan 07
Moves: 12653

12 Mar 07

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
hey i'm english and i never tire of ripping on the belgians.
particularly the walloons.

Great! I'm no walloon 🙂. I think Monty Python had a sketch about making fun of Belgians too... I should look that up. 🙂

Officer Dibble

Hoagy's Alley

Joined: 12 Sep 04
Moves: 41791

13 Mar 07

I say, I say, I say.
Ahem.

Waiter, waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.

I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

and and and:

Waiter, waiter! What is this on my plate?

That's bean salad sir.

Yes, I suppose it has, but what is it now?